Police Catch Handcuffed Man Who Stole Cop Car

The headline doesn’t really do this story justice. What happened: – dude gets arrested by White Settlement police – dude gets handcuffed, thrown in back of cop car – dude somehow slides handcuffed hands in front of his body, rolls down window, opens door – dude opens front door of cop car – dude drives […]

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Dallas Gets Its Own Saul Goodman

According to the Morning News: A Dallas criminal defense lawyer has agreed in federal court documents to plead guilty to a money laundering charge for helping a drug dealer hide large amounts of ill-gotten cash. Patrick Robert Simon’s plea has to be approved by a federal judge before it becomes official. If that happens, he […]

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Congressman Louie Gohmert is Literally the Only Rep to Vote Against Removing the Word ‘Lunatic’ From the Federal Code

The U.S. House voted Wednesday to remove the word “lunatic” from the Federal Code. It was a move that was a long time coming, one that’s been pushed and supported by the American Psychiatric Association, the American Counseling Association, and the National Association of School Psychologists. In sum: it’s not a great thing to call […]

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Don’t Spray Me, Bro

Mayor Rawlings’ office called the TV stations yesterday to ask for their help in getting the message out about West Nile virus. We didn’t get any such call here at D HQ. But we still want to help. So here’s a helpful video. Watch. Learn. Then take a look at the spray map to see […]

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Summer DOs and DON’Ts

Summer is really, officially here. As a longtime Texan and amateur life coach, I’m here to help. DO properly hydrate. I suggest a minimum of eight 3-liter bottles of water a day. If you’re Mike Mooney, make it nine. And get a haircut. DON’T gripe too much. We’re all in this together. One “GD it […]

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How To Fix the Nasher/Museum Tower Issue

So listen, the other day I was watching Superman II and I totally came up with an idea that will fix everything. It happens toward the end of the movie, when General Zod is using his laser beam eyeballs to heat up semi trucks and make them explode. So then Superman comes in and uses […]

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Where Oh Where to Watch Mark Cuban’s Greenville Avenue St. Patrick’s Day Parade

With beer trucks and port-a-cans hustling up and down Greenville Avenue, it looks like they’re in countdown mode for the Greenville Avenue St. Patrick’s Day Parade. People Newspaper‘s Brad Pearson has tips on attending the parade, but he doesn’t say where the best viewing spot is. Ozona’s? Lovers Lane corner? PetSmart?

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