I worry that Billy Idol, 59, has sneered so much his face is now stuck like that. I wonder if Idol’s mother warned him about this. Does Idol wake up in the morning with his teeth bared, his face registering revulsion at a plate of delicious eggs and bacon? Does Idol sneer that way when he’s rehearsing for a show? When he’s watching television? When he’s sitting at a computer, writing a memoir? Does he look in the mirror at night, brush his snarling chompers, and wish he’d spent more time smiling, or frowning, or puckering?
Life’s too short to sneer at. Among the reasons to smile today: the Dallas Symphony performs, Billy Idol raises a ruckus, and we learn more about an outfit of notorious Austin gangsters.Read More