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Hed-to-Hed: Morning News vs. Daily Mail

The subject is the recent parasitic outbreak that’s resulted in all sorts of nasty symptoms in those who’ve acquired cyclosporiasis from eating raw vegetables in Tarrant, Collin, and Denton counties.

First, the Morning News:

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Then London’s Daily Mail picks up the story and puts this hed on it:

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The winner?

  • Tim Rogers

    The winner is whoever is NOT sitting in the adjacent stall.

  • Borborygmus

    Pull my finger. Please.

  • Daisy Mae

    “Who…does…Number Two…work for???”

  • Karl

    I lost 25 pounds and 3 inches of belly fat on the new Explosive Bowel Diet – ask me how!!! Now I know why they call it Big D.

  • Whiskey Tango

    Can’t wait to go Explosive Boweling at the Super Bowel Lanes later tonight.