Here Are The Strangest Things People Searched to Get to DMagazine.com in February

It’s going to be tough to top last month’s winner, “10 most beautiful asses,” but we’ll try. These, remember, are reproduced exactly as they appeared in our analytics:

- TIS CHELSEA HANDLER A HEAVY DRINKER
- 2020 sex movie
- FREE MARGARITAS
- sex boy
- Deep fried jambalaya!!!
- best Yorkie groomer in Dallas
- BIG MANS shoes in Dallas Texas

And the best:

- Doctor Banjo (which actually brings you to Dr. Chaim Banjo, a Mesquite internist)

If we’ve learned anything this month, it’s that we’re all sex-crazed alcoholics who don’t understand the power of CAPS LOCK.