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  • Senor

    I’d take Norris’ prediction more seriously than the Mayans’.

  • john doe

    This is the most disturbing thing I have heard today. People like this is why our country will see the end,,,JUST SICK¡!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Petter

    That’s a great video. Big thanks for Mr. and Mrs. Norris.

  • bc

    Secularism does not exist in this dojo, does it?
    NO, SENSEI!
    Socialism does not exist in this dojo, does it?
    NO, SENSEI!
    Fear Mongering does not exist in this dojo, does it?
    [silence]

    See, I could have taken the easy road with the Chuck Norris facts, but I felt John Kreese was needed since Chuck was broadcasting from his own home dojo.

  • Rikki

    Chuck and wife are now the voice of what’s to come? Seriously? Get over yourselves and watch Obama win over Mitt like Lee did over you.

  • http://dmag Spanky

    John Doe…a fitting alias, you must be dead if you can’t see what’s going on in this country.

  • http://frontburner.dmagazine.com Tim Rogers

    That video seemed to channel the themes of both Star Wars and American History X.

  • critic

    I thought Chuck Norris died a few years ago

  • Dubious Brother

    @Rikki – Do you mean watch Obama win over Mitt like Carter did over Reagan as the pollsters predicted in 1980? Polls had Carter winning by a large margin – Carter did manage 49 Electoral College votes.

  • http://www.smallrooms.com Patsy Ann

    This is a very depressing video, but it’s not the message that’s dismal. It’s the whole look of the thing. From the ashen paper dolls that speak to the sterile room they’re in. Could it be any more dreary? I want to run far away. Far from people like them. I see dead people.

    P.S. I love Thesaurus. Here are more words to describe my feelings about “them”: dismal, bleak, black, somber, gloomy, grave, unhappy, melancholy, sad; wretched, doleful; informal morbid, blue.

    And here are more words to describe the room: gloomy, bleak, grim, drab, somber, dark, dingy, funereal, cheerless, joyless, comfortless, uninviting.

  • mygirl

    Any guy who walks around with that goofy, very fake hair has no credibility. Chuck — get rid of the wig — it looks ridiculous! You don’t even have to open your mouth for us to know you’re a moron — you hair speaks says it all.

  • Senor

    @Patsy Ann – P.P.S. I love lamp.

  • towski

    @DB Yeah! Or like Dewey beating Truman! That’s a time frame relevant reference, right?

  • Steve

    When will the right-wing Hollywood elite realize that they don’t represent real Americans?

  • Tom

    I’ll take the darkness if it means we no longer have to see Chuck’s “hair.”

  • J bennett

    Not to be crude but what an ass!

  • Frank Wright

    All that’s missing is an empty chair.

  • Liz Landry

    “like-minded brothers and sisters?” hmmm….. Where have I heard that before?! Look, they even have a wall of white “capes” behind them for a helpful hint.

  • Horatio

    @ Steve; can I offer one editorial point….remove the word elite and it fits Chuck Norris like one of his “I’m getting fat” tees!

  • The Guy

    Shouldn’t Nugent’s “Free For All” be soundtracking this?

  • A Real American

    @Steve, ditto your comment, but substitute “left” for “right.”

  • mynameisbill

    Enter the Octagon!

  • woeoi-[

    Okaaaaaaay, so his he suggesting people vote for Romney/Ryan? Not that it is going to matter who we vote for, the country is still doomed. But Romney? Gak! The presidency is just a tool for the corporate elites and Fed running the real show.

  • mikep

    wow, had NO clue there were so many liberal CRAZIES in Dallas
    Sad