Chuck Norris Predicts End Times Should Obama Win

Don’t know how I missed this, but here is Chuck and his wife promising we’ll be on the first step to “1,000 years of darkness” if Obama wins.

24 comments

  1. I’d take Norris’ prediction more seriously than the Mayans’.

    @ 11:33 am on September 18, 2012
  2. This is the most disturbing thing I have heard today. People like this is why our country will see the end,,,JUST SICK¡!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    @ 11:40 am on September 18, 2012
  3. That’s a great video. Big thanks for Mr. and Mrs. Norris.

    @ 11:42 am on September 18, 2012
  4. Secularism does not exist in this dojo, does it?
    NO, SENSEI!
    Socialism does not exist in this dojo, does it?
    NO, SENSEI!
    Fear Mongering does not exist in this dojo, does it?
    [silence]

    See, I could have taken the easy road with the Chuck Norris facts, but I felt John Kreese was needed since Chuck was broadcasting from his own home dojo.

    @ 11:51 am on September 18, 2012
  5. Chuck and wife are now the voice of what’s to come? Seriously? Get over yourselves and watch Obama win over Mitt like Lee did over you.

    @ 11:54 am on September 18, 2012
  6. John Doe…a fitting alias, you must be dead if you can’t see what’s going on in this country.

    @ 11:56 am on September 18, 2012
  7. That video seemed to channel the themes of both Star Wars and American History X.

    @ 12:08 pm on September 18, 2012
  8. I thought Chuck Norris died a few years ago

    @ 12:16 pm on September 18, 2012
  9. @Rikki – Do you mean watch Obama win over Mitt like Carter did over Reagan as the pollsters predicted in 1980? Polls had Carter winning by a large margin – Carter did manage 49 Electoral College votes.

    @ 12:22 pm on September 18, 2012
  10. This is a very depressing video, but it’s not the message that’s dismal. It’s the whole look of the thing. From the ashen paper dolls that speak to the sterile room they’re in. Could it be any more dreary? I want to run far away. Far from people like them. I see dead people.

    P.S. I love Thesaurus. Here are more words to describe my feelings about “them”: dismal, bleak, black, somber, gloomy, grave, unhappy, melancholy, sad; wretched, doleful; informal morbid, blue.

    And here are more words to describe the room: gloomy, bleak, grim, drab, somber, dark, dingy, funereal, cheerless, joyless, comfortless, uninviting.

    @ 12:31 pm on September 18, 2012
  11. Any guy who walks around with that goofy, very fake hair has no credibility. Chuck — get rid of the wig — it looks ridiculous! You don’t even have to open your mouth for us to know you’re a moron — you hair speaks says it all.

    @ 12:41 pm on September 18, 2012
  12. @Patsy Ann – P.P.S. I love lamp.

    @ 12:45 pm on September 18, 2012
  13. @DB Yeah! Or like Dewey beating Truman! That’s a time frame relevant reference, right?

    @ 12:57 pm on September 18, 2012
  14. When will the right-wing Hollywood elite realize that they don’t represent real Americans?

    @ 1:13 pm on September 18, 2012
  15. I’ll take the darkness if it means we no longer have to see Chuck’s “hair.”

    @ 1:52 pm on September 18, 2012
  16. Not to be crude but what an ass!

    @ 2:00 pm on September 18, 2012
  17. All that’s missing is an empty chair.

    @ 2:21 pm on September 18, 2012
  18. “like-minded brothers and sisters?” hmmm….. Where have I heard that before?! Look, they even have a wall of white “capes” behind them for a helpful hint.

    @ 3:01 pm on September 18, 2012
  19. @ Steve; can I offer one editorial point….remove the word elite and it fits Chuck Norris like one of his “I’m getting fat” tees!

    @ 3:55 pm on September 18, 2012
  20. Shouldn’t Nugent’s “Free For All” be soundtracking this?

    @ 5:15 pm on September 18, 2012
  21. @Steve, ditto your comment, but substitute “left” for “right.”

    @ 5:18 pm on September 18, 2012
  22. Enter the Octagon!

    @ 1:43 pm on September 19, 2012
  23. Okaaaaaaay, so his he suggesting people vote for Romney/Ryan? Not that it is going to matter who we vote for, the country is still doomed. But Romney? Gak! The presidency is just a tool for the corporate elites and Fed running the real show.

    @ 3:09 pm on September 19, 2012
  24. wow, had NO clue there were so many liberal CRAZIES in Dallas
    Sad

    @ 7:08 pm on September 19, 2012