Richardson Has 2012′s First Case Of West Nile. I’m not going to name names, but there is someone in our office who secretly is somewhat happy when this happens, because that means the trucks come out spraying for mosquitos, and he (or she) will get attacked less. To save you the trouble, it’s not Tim Rogers, surprisingly. Anyway, as another co-worker’s mom urged, please take the proper precautions: bug repellent, long sleeves if you can stand it, and tie a plastic bag of water with a penny in it around your waist.
Hostage Situation In Deep Ellum. Well, at least there were some people down there on a Wednesday night.
Pilots’ Union Rejects American Airlines’ Latest Offer. Don’t have all the details, but my sources tell me the offer included a private concert by American Way editor Adam Pitluk, a friends and family screening of Ron Howard’s Willow, unlimited on-demand chest bumps from former AMR CEO Gerard Arpey, “serious consideration” of the pilots’ proposal to wear shorts on select summer Fridays, less healthy options in the break room vending machine, reinstatement of the fall carnival, and full and public acknowledgement that the plot of Snakes on a Plane was “absolutely possible.”
Here Are The Alibaster K. Abthernabther Archives. For no real reason. Kill some time this morning.