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The Return of Jerry Merwin’s Ties, Cont.

Yesterday we reintroduced you to St. Paul Place security maven Jerry Merwin, first line of IMG_6268 Sponge Bobdefense against angry marauders against the D Empire — and notorious wearer of Christmas ties. The “Sponge Bob” tie you see here — it says, “I do believe. I do believe. S-S-S-Santa!” –  is his latest. “A friend of my wife gave it to me as a Christmas present last week,” Jerry explains. “She decided she wanted to add to my collection of ties. I thought, ‘Sponge Bob? I don’t know if I’ll wear it.’ But I did. I’ve had quite a few compliments on it. People have said, ‘Nice tie.’  Nothing extraordinary.”

  • Betty Peck

    I believe this is a mighty fine tie.

  • Lisa Peck Baird

    Hilarious! To be worn only with square pants.