Recap of Gov. Rick Perry’s Monday Morning Press Briefing
It’s after the jump.
"Governor Perry, I was hoping you could elaborate on the timing of your announceme--"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
"Sir, if you could maybe put the gun away for a moment, maybe we could--"
"YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Governor, please, if we could just get back to--"
"PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!!!!!!"
"..."
"TAKE THAT YOU STUPID COYOTE!!!"
"GOVERNOR PERRY, please if we could just -- wait, is that a grenade launcher? OK, OK, that's irrelevant, sorry. Sir, I think we have to insist that you put the guns away for at least a few moments."
"Fine, I'll give them those guns, but the fools will never guess I'm still fully strapped with my other weapons."
"Sir, you said that into the microphone that is literally right in front of your face."
"Fiddlesticks! OK."
"Here."
"This, too."
"Oh, and better take this little guy. Almost forgot."
"Governor, we need the knife..."
"Whatever."
"...and the grenades, as well."
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"OK, fine! Here. You happy now? You guys are real jerks, you know that? Jeez."
"This whole thing is stupid, anyway."
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12 comments
Love this!!!!! Pulitzer material.
Knowing how hard it was not only to track down that series of images but upload them into WordPress so that they looked uniform, and also knowing what Zac earns, I am right now doing some quick math on how much this post cost our company. And, yup, totally worth it.
Very very funny. Can it be ripped off?
I am wondering who on SNL will do him.
Sadly, this is probably more coherent than anything he says in a press conference.
And MUCH more coherent than what is actually going on inside his head. That hair is covering up the fact that there’s really nothing there.
Gosh I miss Molly Ivins…
$1.25?
A+
awesome
Once again, Zac gets my internet points for the day …
You forgot the picture that goes with this quote from his Iowa State Fair speech-the Second Amendment being “kind of my favorite amendment,” because he can “go jogging with my daughter’s dog over here and if a coyote jumps out I can take care of it.”
@ Jack…I was wondering the SAME thing…GREAT MINDS.
This is HILARIOUS.
Shear genius. We all know that when Zac writes about you it causes a hundred and eighty degree direction in your life. Keep on Perrying my friend.
Was “shear” genius a hair joke? If so, well played, sir.