Articles for August 11th, 2011

NBC Reporter Unveils Relic from Hellish Days Past

Today NBC reporter Omar Villafranca posted something from the last time Dallas experienced a heat wave like the one we screwed up today - a weather map from the coverage in 1980.

Villafranca says it’s an old Harold Taft map. Isn’t it cute?

IM Just Saying: Meet Our New Receptionist, Chelsey Plumlee

Chelsey Plumlee started on Monday. I thought we’d get to know her a little better with a Q&A. And so:

2:49 PM me: Ready to do this?
chelsey.plumlee: Ready as I can be! Never done Gchat.
2:50 PM me: First, question: if you had to be a fruit, which fruit would you be?
chelsey.plumlee: Strawberry
2:51 PM me: Well-played.
Follow-up question: when people call here asking for me, why do you insist on actually transferring them to my desk?
2:52 PM chelsey.plumlee: I haven’t learned how to politely tell people that sometimes no one wants to talk to them.
2:53 PM me: I never want to talk to ANYONE. Even if my wife calls — especially if my wife calls, you must tell them that I’m in a meeting. Or the bathroom. Your call.
Anyway, what did you do before you came to us at D Magazine?
2:55 PM chelsey.plumlee: I worked with an archaeology group in Belize for the last 4 years. I stay for around 2 months each trip. Started out as a student studying abroad and ended up working as a staff member.
2:56 PM me: Archaeologist. I was going to guess that. Our last receptionist was a philatelist before she came to work for us.
2:57 PM You’ve been on the job now for nearly four days. What’s your take on the office?
Don’t lie.
2:58 PM chelsey.plumlee: I honestly love it. Everyone has been really nice and helpful even when I send them calls that they don’t want. The view is also amazing from my desk!
2:59 PM me: You mean the view of the stairs up to the sales department?
3:01 PM chelsey.plumlee: Well yes I guess literally I face the stairs and the bathrooms (kind of awkward). But the great view of down town is just to my left.
me: Who goes to the bathroom the most frequently? Seems like Zac is in there every 10 minutes.
3:03 PM chelsey.plumlee: I haven’t learned all of the names of the faces I see sneaking around all day. I’ll get back to you on that!
3:05 PM me: Okay, last question. What would you like to tell people who call the front desk? Either a helpful instruction or a polite request or a stern warning. Whatever. What should they know before they dial?
3:13 PM chelsey.plumlee: It’s always helpful if they know exactly who they need to talk to! But really I can handle whatever they’ve got. We get some strange calls and with a little patience I can absolutely help them.
3:19 PM me: Solid. Glad to have you manning (womanning?) the front gate. Welcome to D.

Did Mark Cuban Predict the Market Crash?

Markets are way up today (as of this posting), but several FBvians have sent me this story that says Cuban foretold all the wild stock market action we’re seeing back in 2010. I would need to google this to confirm it, but if memory serves, he also predicted that the world will end in 2012. (Last Cuban post for the day. Promise. Unless he uses his insane wealth to quickly build an enormous space heater that is capable of pushing us above the 100-degree mark today so that we still have a shot at breaking the record. Because if he does that, I’m going to post about it.)

Rain, Rain, Go Away

Is anybody else watching this? It’s only 96-ish degrees right now, and we’ve got a line of thunderstorms bearing down on us. Listen, I want the wet. But then there’s the record.

Things To Do In Dallas Tonight: Aug. 11

Remember the awesome almost-naked bicyclist I saw around Hall and McKinney couple months ago? I dubbed him the winner of my summer sexy cyclist contest even though the summer was clearly just getting started. For the record, I’m still good with my decision. But this morning I saw a guy peddling up that very same hill wearing a Dirk Nowitzki jersey and looking way too much like Drew “So Handsome, So So Stupid” Baird. In the alternate universe where this is a real competition and I’m not allowed to be the judge, he just might triumph.

Tonight seems to mark the beginning of many things, Theatre Three’s 50th anniversary season being one of them. Their first show, opening this evening, is Wild Oats, a Westernized retelling of an 18th century comedy of mistaken identities written by little known Irish playwright John O’Keefe and given the yee-haw overhaul by James McClure. Basic plot: The Thunder clan is reunited following the death of Loftus Thunder, who’s barely six feet under when everyone starts pulling out the six-shooters to squabble over everything under the hot Texas sun. Sounds like ridiculous fun.

On a more serious note, there’s a pretty great event happening at the Dallas Holocaust Museum. As you might know, during the 1980s, thousands of young men and boys fled their war-torn country of Sudan. Some wandered for years, many died. But eventually, a good number settled in the States. Four of North Texas’ own “lost boys” were the inspiration for a locally-funded, recently released graphic novel chronicling the horror they endured. Tonight, the authors will sign books and lead a discussion, and Angelo, one of the survivors, will tell his story in person. Art & Seek has an in-depth piece on how the novel came to be. An RSVP is required if you wany to attend tonight, so get to it.

For more to do this evening, which includes the kick-off documentary in the Texas Theatre’s Doc Weekend film series, go here.

Rick Perry May Run, Is Already Ahead

He hasn’t even announced whether he’s running or not, but if Gov. Rick Perry does announce (rumor has it that he’ll make an announcement in the affirmative on Saturday in South Carolina), he’s got some momentum right now. A CNN poll has him two points behind the front runner for the GOP bid – Mitt Romney.

He’s Baaaack … Bill Lively Snags UNT Post

How many high-profile, take-your-breath-away announcements can North Texas stand from Bill Lively?

You remember him–the guy who raised all that AT&T PAC dough, headed up the Super Bowl XLV effort and then, klieg lights ablaze at a big coming-out party, took over the problem-plagued Dallas Symphony Orchestra … for about a minute, before health concerns were said to cause him to quit.

The latest announcement concerning Lively came this morning: he’s headed to the UNT System, where he’ll be Vice Chancellor of Strategic Partnerships under Lee Jackson. Lively took a “well-deserved break in Colorado” this summer, Jackson said. And now he’s, well, tanned, rested, and ready.

Of course, that’s what the folks at the DSO probably thought, too.

Mark Cuban Has Another Big Idea for America

First he suggested that we end all software patents. Now he’s got a plan to create jobs. Cubes writes on his blog:

Democrats are right, we should borrow more money. The Dems are wrong that the government knows how to spend the money. The Republicans/Tea Party are right that we have a spending problem. The Republicans/Tea Party are wrong that cutting taxes will result in more jobs.

His solution? An online system that would allow companies to bid on government loans or even equity investments. I don’t know. Might work, might not. I’m more in favor of the tried and true method of reducing unemployment. I say we go to war with Germany.

Study Reveals That Dallas Is Very Gay

Fabulous news from the Williams Institute at UCLA’s School of Law. 2010 Census data show that Dallas has the highest percentage of same-sex households of any city in Texas. With 15.01 same-sex couples per 1,000 households, we beat out Galveston (14.66), Austin (14.42), Pflugerville (13.44), and Kyle (13.29).

Leading Off (8/11/11)

Parkland Under Fire. A two-week inspection last month prompted the Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services to send a letter stating that if Parkland doesn’t submit correction plans by August 20 (and then have them implemented four days later), the hospital won’t be part of the program. Medicare accounts for 16 percent of the hospital’s funding while Medicaid accounts for 32 percent. A spokesman said the hospital is taking the results “very seriously.” The hospital was given “immediate jeopardy” status. That just so happens to be the most severe finding a hospital can have. So. Yeah.

Toy Truck Saves Soldiers. Ernie Fessenden bought a Stampede toy truck made by Plano-based Traxxas. He then sent the remote-controlled truck to his brother who’s serving in the Army in Afghanistan. His brother loaned it to some friends who were on a mission to find bombs. The truck tripped a wire, which detonated 500 pounds of explosives and ultimately saved six lives. I have a feeling a lot more remote-controlled trucks are going to make their way to Afghanistan soon.

We’re Set To Break Heat Record. If things go as planned, we’ll break 1980’s record of 42 days over 100 degrees. If we hit 100 today, we’ll be at day 41. Pretty much everyone here at the office is rooting we break the record. I’m not. To me, if we don’t break the record, that means that it’s not as bad as it was 31 years ago. And we’re not all going to die because of the heat, because, well, they survived back then. Tim says that’s a dumb logic. But I’m sticking with it.