So there’s a bank robber in the area, and that’s bad. Let me state from the outset of this post that I do not condone bank robbery. That being said, there is a guy out there robbing banks while wearing a fairly pricey mask that has now given him his nickname “Handsome Guy.”
And yes, I know Big Bob already posted about this. But tell me, did he ask this: If you were going to rob banks, what would you want the police to name you on their APB and BOLO? Explain.
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They will name me Isis. Oh zephyr winds that blow on high, lift me now so I can fly. Shazam!
OMG! That’s me in sunglasses! Off to Zihuatanejo for me….
“The Drunken Bandit.”
For all potential bank robbers ..you should know that these mask can be purchased for far less on some European sites.
“Lost another one, did you, sugar? Hell, I got to hand it to you, you sure can pick them. A pansy, a crook, and an up-and-coming pauper. You are a veritable magnet for losers and failures.”
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“The Singing Bandit.”
I have to hand it to “Handsome Guy”, supposedly he was making small talk in line w/ other patrons before robbing the bank…me I would be asking “Can I cut in line so I can rob this place and get going?”…so I would be “impatient girl” or “give it away girl.”
Are there alot of internet sites that sell these masks? These masks cost like $800…maybe the police could contact the sites to see if anyone in North Texas or Oklahoma bought these masks?
I happen to be an up-and-coming pauper. Once again, Amy S kiicks me in the balls.
Amy S, you’re not a wife, you’re not a mother, and you sure as hell are not a Ewing!
I’m really not an alchoholic, either.
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