I have to admit, when I read the first graph of this story, my first thought was, “Man, that’s a lot of drawers.” I mean, $2,500 worth of britches and bras is a lot, right? And then I read the breakdown of what Audrey Edwards allegedly took and how much it cost, and I realized I buy my lingerie at Target, where $2,500 would probably empty the shelves.
She also took some sweatshirts and pants. But what disappoints me is that she made no cool move toward subterfuge. She just draped the purloined panties and other goods over her arm and walked out of the store.
You disappoint me, Audrey. Allegedly.
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My kind of style. When you’ve got high priced drawers, FLAUNT THEM, babeeeeeee!
Or at least, that’s what Barry Switzer once told me on a bad night in OKC.
Looking at that mugshot brings back the 2008 presidential campaign. Putting her in $2000.00 worth of lingerie is a classic example of a pig in lipstick.
drawersandbritches.com would be a great name for a website.