Jennifer Aniston Will Destroy Us All

Posted on June 13th, 2011 11:03am by Dan Koller
Filed under Advertising, Awesome Things
The view from D Magazine's 21st-floor kitchen

The view from D Magazine's 21st-floor kitchen

This ad on the side of a West End parking garage gives me visions of a giant, topless Jennifer Aniston, rampaging through our fair city like Godzilla through Tokyo. … This will not be a productive day.

15 comments

  1. If it’s my time to go, crushed by a giant topless Jennifer Anniston doesn’t sound like such a bad way to go.

    @ 11:10 am on June 13, 2011

  2. Uhhh, how much to park in that parking lot facing the wall?

    @ 11:19 am on June 13, 2011

  3. I live two blocks away from this ad….on the opposite side of the building. This makes me sad.

    @ 11:30 am on June 13, 2011

  4. She is decidedly missing at least 1 too few pieces of flair.

    @ 11:53 am on June 13, 2011

  5. Can it be seen from First Baptist? Hope so!

    @ 12:14 pm on June 13, 2011

  6. +1 for the Office Space reference, Mantooth. What a beautiful way to die. Crushed by Rachel’s boob.

    @ 12:50 pm on June 13, 2011

  7. Just when you think NOTHING will rival the stunning look of the Calatrava Bridge, we get some genuinely divine design…

    @ 12:50 pm on June 13, 2011

  8. @ Long Memory,

    They have changed their parking rates, $20 for for every 15 minutes

    @ 2:28 pm on June 13, 2011

  9. I’m in for 40 minutes.

    @ 2:45 pm on June 13, 2011

  10. @Chris Chris:

    Not as beautiful as I’d been led to believe.

    @ 3:10 pm on June 13, 2011

  11. @XT: How about 7 minutes?

    Anyway, here’s a note to the D Magazine staff: If you can’t stand the hotness, get out of the kitchen.

    @ 3:30 pm on June 13, 2011

  12. By the way, is D hiring?

    @ 3:31 pm on June 13, 2011

  13. I thought I would think of nothing besides Dirk and Mavs today. WRONG.

    @ 4:30 pm on June 13, 2011

  14. a view like this one might get me to move from my home office back to a cube farm

    @ 5:32 pm on June 13, 2011

  15. wowo very hot

    @ 10:02 pm on June 13, 2011