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Jennifer Aniston Will Destroy Us All

The view from D Magazine's 21st-floor kitchen
The view from D Magazine's 21st-floor kitchen

This ad on the side of a West End parking garage gives me visions of a giant, topless Jennifer Aniston, rampaging through our fair city like Godzilla through Tokyo. … This will not be a productive day.

  • Justin

    If it’s my time to go, crushed by a giant topless Jennifer Anniston doesn’t sound like such a bad way to go.

  • Long Memory

    Uhhh, how much to park in that parking lot facing the wall?

  • Blake

    I live two blocks away from this ad….on the opposite side of the building. This makes me sad.

  • Wes Mantooth

    She is decidedly missing at least 1 too few pieces of flair.

  • Lee

    Can it be seen from First Baptist? Hope so!

  • Chris Chris

    +1 for the Office Space reference, Mantooth. What a beautiful way to die. Crushed by Rachel’s boob.

  • http://www.readlarrypowell.com publicnewssense

    Just when you think NOTHING will rival the stunning look of the Calatrava Bridge, we get some genuinely divine design…

  • XT

    @ Long Memory,

    They have changed their parking rates, $20 for for every 15 minutes

  • mhassett03

    I’m in for 40 minutes.

  • Brad Pitt’s Longing for a Family Life

    @Chris Chris:

    Not as beautiful as I’d been led to believe.

  • Long Memory

    @XT: How about 7 minutes?

    Anyway, here’s a note to the D Magazine staff: If you can’t stand the hotness, get out of the kitchen.

  • Long Memory

    By the way, is D hiring?

  • Eric Celeste

    I thought I would think of nothing besides Dirk and Mavs today. WRONG.

  • PeterK

    a view like this one might get me to move from my home office back to a cube farm

  • AS

    wowo very hot