I don’t know exactly how this happened, but I have been hoodwinked into running the White Rock Marathon as part of a relay team that includes Jessica Baldwin, Laura Kostelny, Krista Nightengale, and Sarah Reiss. I, obviously, will be running the shortest leg of the aforementioned relay. I say “obviously” not because of my physical condition, but because they are all runners and I generally get my exercise in two ways: benchpressing cinder blocks on the roof of the building, and picking fights at lunch time over by the railyard. Anyway, our team needs a name. So get to it in the comments.
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Four Ladies and a Tramp
OK I’ll get it started:
Wolverines
Four Women and a Funeral
SUPERFRIENDS
Running Runners Who Run
Team Discovery Channel!
- Timmy’s Troopers
- Where’s my TV?
- Cactus Juice (too obvious?)
And my personal favorite – Signature Drive
@WTF: Oh, you bastard.
CHASING DIGNITY
- How did I get here?
- D FrontRunners
- We’re easier to follow online
- WonderQuads
- Lower Greenville
- Press Run
- Your comment awaits moderation
Rockin’ and Rollin’
Guy and Dolls
Too Fast, Too Furious
Sole Train
Wick’s Pick
The Big Germans
Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, Samantha, and Stanford Blatch
You See What We Did There?
The Flexisexuals
AfterBurners
Thanks Tristan!
- D Recommends.. you don’t try this at home
- Follow us to the kegger
- Your ad here
- D Pressed for Time
- FrontBurnerThonians
and…
- What has 10 thumbs and 4 TVs?
Friends with Benefits
The Cunning Runts
Children of Neverland Ranch
Four runners and the purseholder.
Ho Ho Ho Ho Hobo.
A Marathon is How Long?
The D Party
Wick’s Wunners
Four Girls and a Smoker
D Movers
@Meghan: I don’t smoke anymore. Swear!
-The Corrections
-The Steve Blow Memorial Running Club
-The Wick-e-leaks
-Old Monkeys
-Best Runners, a D Magazine special section
I just have this mental image of Zac doing the last leg of this with a cigarette dangling from his lips.
That being said: Rica, El Chato y otras tres personas
Manwich!
Four Women and a Beard
The Timtations
Four Girl, One Cup
The Flying Ds
Four Women & a D
Dashing D Damsels
Observe THIS!
I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard in weeks.
Charity Beavers
The Mare-A-Thoners
Harriets of Fire
Ranch Up!
Because Zac loves Paris Hilton so much:
The Hotties and the Nottie
Running marathons is for crazy people, therefore you should all be called “D’s Nuts.”
D Ranged
Four spinsters and a moonbat
I don’t know why I didn’t think of this sooner, but…. D Moving.
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen and Blitzed.
Zac & the FBrettes
D Cups
De Rangers
Allison’s Aliases
@ Bethany, I don’t know why JS thought of it just 4 hours before you either.
1. Nancy Nichols never has to do this crap.
2. There’s vodka in our bottles!
3. At least we’re not in Houston
4. We run so others can drink
5. In better shape than the Cowboys.
Spider and the Monkeys
Psu Psu Psu Psu Pseudio
4 Hot Toddies and a Beer.
D Tag, you’re it.
Not sure of the final name, but maybe we can guess:
http://results.active.com/pages/displayNonGru.jsp?rsID=104150
From Mixed Open, starting at 308 and working up, let me have #269 4 Chicks and A Stick for $400 Alex?