Five Dabney Coleman Movies You Should Watch On Sundays Instead of Wasting Your Time With the Dallas Cowboys

Why Dabney Coleman? Why not? One of them is actually based on the Cowboys, though it’s the one I’d watch last, personally, because 1) I just saw it and 2) it doesn’t hold up very well, unless 3) you like Nick Nolte which 4) I don’t like Nick Nolte.

North Dallas Forty (1979)

Cloak & Dagger (1984)

WarGames (1983)

The Man With One Red Shoe (1985)

And Nine to Five (1980)

12 comments

  1. I can’t believe you forgot 1980′s Nine to 5 with Dabney, Dolly Parton, Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda. Hilarious movie and Dabney’s such a sexist lying hypocritical bigot.

    @ 12:46 pm on November 4, 2010
  2. Oops, I just noticed Nine to Five, my error.

    @ 12:47 pm on November 4, 2010
  3. Ha, no problem — it has a surprisingly low amount of embeddable clips.

    @ 12:52 pm on November 4, 2010
  4. Sound advice. I’d recommend a Wilford Brimley or Steve Guttenberg afterward to cleanse the palate.

    @ 12:53 pm on November 4, 2010
  5. Another reason to watch Dabney’s movies…he used to read the Dallas Times Herald: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNOy-SUsK7k

    @ 12:57 pm on November 4, 2010
  6. Isn’t North Dallas 40 the one with the wedding scene in which Chantal (aka D’s Sexiest Woman) makes a revealing appearance?

    @ 1:05 pm on November 4, 2010
  7. Have you been catching the Dabs on HBO’s Boardwalk? He did a fine job of faux-projectile vomiting last week.

    @ 1:06 pm on November 4, 2010
  8. Good stuff, Zac. May I suggest that D Magazine sponsor a Scott Baio film festival?

    I love “Zapped” almost as much as “The Boy Who Drank Too Much.”

    @ 1:29 pm on November 4, 2010
  9. Cloak and Dagger is the shiz.

    @ 1:31 pm on November 4, 2010
  10. Please have a Linda Blair Festival and include Sarah T: Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic, it has a Dallas connection, Larry Hagman plays her father.

    @ 1:44 pm on November 4, 2010
  11. Or we could just revisit all of the ABC After School Specials from the 70s – like the one where a young Helen Hunt takes Angel Dust and jumps through a 3rd story window. Classic!

    @ 2:02 pm on November 4, 2010
  12. Speaking of Lori Singer, can you believe they are remaking Footloose? Why would someone do that?

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/10/26/footloose-remake/

    @ 4:22 pm on November 4, 2010