Craig Watkins Campaign: Now With Justice Explosives!

This just landed in my inbox, and I have to giggle. I do. Money bomb! Justice Explosives! Is this the squeezings of Eric Celeste’s mind grapes?

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11 comments

  1. I could have managed to go to my grave without hearing the phrase “squeezings of Eric Celeste’s mind grapes.”

    But now, thanks to Bethany, I won’t have to!

    @ 10:16 am on June 29, 2010
  2. Bethany, this thing just landed in my e-mail, too. What the hell are “justice explosives”? I don’t think this is Eric’s work. He’s out of town.

    @ 10:29 am on June 29, 2010
  3. I don’t know, Tim, but can we buy some, and attach them to the Pontiac of Justice? It just seems like they go together.

    @ 10:34 am on June 29, 2010
  4. The money bomb is on, Bethany. Don’t question it!

    @ 11:33 am on June 29, 2010
  5. A word of caution to other clients of Eric: this is what happens when Eric leaves town.

    @ 11:58 am on June 29, 2010
  6. Sam,
    Don’t you think they now need to retool Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb” for campaign purposes?

    To everyone else:
    Justice Explosives vs. Sexual Napalm. Who wins? Discuss.

    @ 12:25 pm on June 29, 2010
  7. Ok, I know the cool, new term this year for campaigns is ‘money bomb’, but the last time I read ‘bomb’ in the news, it had something to do with Iran / Afghanistan or Tom Cruise’s new movie.

    @ 12:27 pm on June 29, 2010
  8. Maybe Watkins needs money to pay for his upcoming legal fees?

    @ 2:32 pm on June 29, 2010
  9. @Bethany:

    Money bomb, money bomb. You’re a money bomb.
    You can give the justice explosives to me, when I need to come along.
    Money bomb, money bomb. You’re my money bomb.
    And, baby, you can turn me on.

    @ 3:33 pm on June 29, 2010
  10. I love you Sam. Not in that way, but in a way that is pure, like a snow cone. Or a rainbow.

    @ 12:09 am on June 30, 2010
  11. Back at ya, Bethany. And don’t discount Watkins himself as the one behind the money bomb promotion. Remember this?

    “If you throw punches at us, we’ll drop a bomb on you.”

    http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/04/watkins_to_texas_tribune_if_yo.php

    @ 10:55 pm on June 30, 2010

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