This just landed in my inbox, and I have to giggle. I do. Money bomb! Justice Explosives! Is this the squeezings of Eric Celeste’s mind grapes?
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I could have managed to go to my grave without hearing the phrase “squeezings of Eric Celeste’s mind grapes.”
But now, thanks to Bethany, I won’t have to!
@ 10:16 am on June 29, 2010
Bethany, this thing just landed in my e-mail, too. What the hell are “justice explosives”? I don’t think this is Eric’s work. He’s out of town.
@ 10:29 am on June 29, 2010
I don’t know, Tim, but can we buy some, and attach them to the Pontiac of Justice? It just seems like they go together.
@ 10:34 am on June 29, 2010
The money bomb is on, Bethany. Don’t question it!
@ 11:33 am on June 29, 2010
A word of caution to other clients of Eric: this is what happens when Eric leaves town.
@ 11:58 am on June 29, 2010
Sam,
Don’t you think they now need to retool Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb” for campaign purposes?
To everyone else:
Justice Explosives vs. Sexual Napalm. Who wins? Discuss.
@ 12:25 pm on June 29, 2010
Ok, I know the cool, new term this year for campaigns is ‘money bomb’, but the last time I read ‘bomb’ in the news, it had something to do with Iran / Afghanistan or Tom Cruise’s new movie.
@ 12:27 pm on June 29, 2010
Maybe Watkins needs money to pay for his upcoming legal fees?
@ 2:32 pm on June 29, 2010
@Bethany:
Money bomb, money bomb. You’re a money bomb.
You can give the justice explosives to me, when I need to come along.
Money bomb, money bomb. You’re my money bomb.
And, baby, you can turn me on.
@ 3:33 pm on June 29, 2010
I love you Sam. Not in that way, but in a way that is pure, like a snow cone. Or a rainbow.
@ 12:09 am on June 30, 2010
Back at ya, Bethany. And don’t discount Watkins himself as the one behind the money bomb promotion. Remember this?
“If you throw punches at us, we’ll drop a bomb on you.”
FrontBurner® launched in March 2003, the first blog in Dallas run by a media organization. This is where the editors of D Magazine come to waste a tremendous amount of time.
11 comments
I could have managed to go to my grave without hearing the phrase “squeezings of Eric Celeste’s mind grapes.”
But now, thanks to Bethany, I won’t have to!
Bethany, this thing just landed in my e-mail, too. What the hell are “justice explosives”? I don’t think this is Eric’s work. He’s out of town.
I don’t know, Tim, but can we buy some, and attach them to the Pontiac of Justice? It just seems like they go together.
The money bomb is on, Bethany. Don’t question it!
A word of caution to other clients of Eric: this is what happens when Eric leaves town.
Sam,
Don’t you think they now need to retool Tom Jones’ “Sex Bomb” for campaign purposes?
To everyone else:
Justice Explosives vs. Sexual Napalm. Who wins? Discuss.
Ok, I know the cool, new term this year for campaigns is ‘money bomb’, but the last time I read ‘bomb’ in the news, it had something to do with Iran / Afghanistan or Tom Cruise’s new movie.
Maybe Watkins needs money to pay for his upcoming legal fees?
@Bethany:
Money bomb, money bomb. You’re a money bomb.
You can give the justice explosives to me, when I need to come along.
Money bomb, money bomb. You’re my money bomb.
And, baby, you can turn me on.
I love you Sam. Not in that way, but in a way that is pure, like a snow cone. Or a rainbow.
Back at ya, Bethany. And don’t discount Watkins himself as the one behind the money bomb promotion. Remember this?
“If you throw punches at us, we’ll drop a bomb on you.”
http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/04/watkins_to_texas_tribune_if_yo.php