The Infinite Regress of Cool

I don’t like reading We Shot JR because it offers good, honest coverage of our Denton-centric music scene. I like reading We Shot JR because it offers good, honest coverage of our Denton-centric music scene in a snotty, knavish tone that quips and bitches at anything and anyone. You can’t out-cool We Shot JR because nothing is cool – including We Shot JR – so get it out of your heads you pretentious hipsters. That’s why I find the Twitter feed “Why Denton Sucks” so hilarious – they undercut We Shot JR by simply taking one additional ironic step back from the scene so that We Shot JR is lumped-in with it, declaring the grand suckiness of it all. As I see it, this game could go on forever. So who’s going to start the “Why ‘Why Denton Sucks’ Sucks” Twitter? Because then I’ll start the “Why ‘Why “Why Denton Sucks” Sucks’ Sucks” Twitter. Ah, music scenes.