Dallas ISD Maintenance Worker Gives Janitors Everywhere a Bad Name

For two years, I worked as a janitor at an elementary school. Things not in my job description that would have been frowned upon that I did during that time: work on my jumpshot in the gym; read the newspaper; open the snack stand so I could enjoy a tasty ice cream sandwich while I read the newspaper. Things that would have been frowned upon that I did NOT do during that time: carry a loaded weapon; shoot myself with it accidentally. Way to go, unnamed DISD maintenance worker.