Jaap van Zweden Saves the Lives of Two Men Having Lunch
Today, I was fortunate enough to have lunch with the good professor Willard Spiegelman and maestro Jaap van Zweden at Dali, in One Arts. About that I will say this: Jaap is probably my coolest new friend. All my other friends will surely understand that I won’t have much time for them in the coming months, as Jaap and I grow even closer. He told me he’s been going to Cowboys and Mavericks games. I will, no doubt, soon be invited to join him courtside. My family will dine with his at the Ritz, where he keeps a condo. We might going skiiing together this winter.
The highlight of the lunch, though, was when a brisk breeze swirled through the courtyard at One Arts, toppling two large shade umbrellas. One fell on empty tables. The other, which was shading our table, fell onto a two-top across the aisle from us, smashing a glass full of red wine, and threatening the lives of the two gentlemen there seated. They surely would have been decapitated if not for the quick thinking of my good friend Jaap, who lunged backward in his chair and, with his baton hand, managed to steady the sickle-like umbrella before it could do further damage. Bravo!
(Did I mention that I was over-served?)
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Hilarious post. Thanks for sharing.
And, pray tell, did Willard and Jaap get a chance to tell you about the big announcement made few an hour before?
http://sweetcharity.dmagazine.com/2009/11/06/dso-to-make-beautiful-music-with-masters-of-film-music/
Great post, Tim.
For a follow-up maybe you could get Jaap van Sweden’s thoughts on Demi Lovato buying a car at Park Place.
“We might going skiiing together this winter.” WWWS? Oh wait, now I see…you were over-served. Great post, sir.