
The topic: "blond" vs. "blonde." The book: Garner's Modern American Usage, a copy of which was recently purchased for the office for just such an occasion. The pedantic person reading from it, and thus extending the conversation for far too long: Tim Rogers.
As a gentleman, of course, Mr. Rogers probably prefers blondes, except in the case of His Fair (Brunette) Lady. The final “e” gives a zesty bounce to the noun, whereas we reserve the five-letter word for adjectival status. But Tim has probably already figured this out for himself.
could you look up draft v. draught real quick?
Tim must have gotten a healthy dosage of BG from yesterday’s Think! – Bryan was yesterday’s guest. What a snoot!
I still don’t get when to use lie and when to use lay.
or how about grey and gray?
@patentlawya: I heard the same show… and yes, he seemed a bit uptight. But such is the fate of grammar nerds.
On a side note, the distinction is also found in the (notably less hefty) AP stylebook. IJS.
@fruitdog: You beat me to it!
@TLS: I use this trick: People have the ability to lie. Things do not.
Tom – so how do you insruct your dog to make himself prone?
@Williard Spiegelman: Tim Rogers prefers blondes; Anderson Cooper prefers blonds.
@Tom: “Now I lay me down to sleep.” And now I’m lying here wondering how the rest of the prayer goes.
isn’t that the prayer where the kid dies in his sleep?
This is a simple AP Style question that professional reporters don’t have to spend time debating. A blonde is a female with blond hair.
Of course reporters don’t have to spend time debating it. They let the copy editors know their stuff and fix the mistakes.