I figured the Dallas Mavericks owner would have something to say about the Securities and Exchange Commission appealing its case against him. I didn’t expect to enjoy it so much:
Then horror of horrors, the manager comped my breakfast.
He couldn’t understand why I was visibly shaken. I thanked him. Left a $20 tip (i wanted to be able say I left enough to more than pay for the meal). Then I immediately called my law firm of Bakem, Shakem and Takem and had them assign their best attorneys to figure this out.
I don’t know what my disclosure requirements are going forward and whether or not I need to fill out any forms.
Can I tweet about IHOP again after Dec 1st ? Am I under some special reporting obligation ?
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I love Mark Cuban. He’s funny guy — and an amazing businessman, too.
Since IHOP is part of Mark’s message to the FTC, I think it’s important to also note that IHOP has been exposed for animal cruelty and severe food safety issues. Check out this undercover investigation of IHOP’s egg supplier: http://www.humanesociety.org/ihop
While Mark had a funny message to make his point, the urgency for IHOP to change its ways is as serious as it comes.
Thank you for your relevant comment. Your issue, and flag burning, are two of my foremost concerns. With your support I know we can outlaw flag burning once and for all.
Regards,
Your Blog Congressman
“…IHOP has been exposed for animal cruelty and severe food safety issues.”
Cruelty makes them taste better.
You know a better way to get bacon out of that pig?
I’ve never had a breakfast “comped” at IHOP. First of all, a billionaire eating there? And secondly, the manager gives him his breakfast? That’s just crazy. I stopped eating at Breadwinners when I read that all the Texas Rangers ate there for free.
I know it happens everywhere, but golly, these people have more money than sense…and they don’t have to pay?
They’re millionaires, and they still get to eat for free… sounds like they have a lot of sense to me.