The Restaurant With the Worst Name in Dallas?

Sure, chicken sounds okay. But you know what I could REALLY go for? Some delicious — things.

11 comments

  1. The best Dallas restaurant name ever belonged to “Sunny Teriaki Hamburger Breakfast”…and if I remember correctly, the sign was a big ice cream cone

    @ 6:04 pm on April 16, 2009
  2. I love the fact that its a Chinese restaurant.

    @ 7:19 pm on April 16, 2009
  3. Tim, are you sure this is the worst name. I distinctly remember having a very bad meal at Entrails & Intestines. I think it was on McKinney back in the ’90s.

    @ 10:17 pm on April 16, 2009
  4. Nothing can beat Crapitto’s in Houston

    http://www.crapittos.com/

    Food is Italian and quite good. Name, not so much.

    The was a New Big Dong chinese food place here in Dallas for many years.

    @ 10:55 pm on April 16, 2009
  5. Evan, are you sure that place was on McKinney? It sounds more like an Oak Lawn joint.

    @ 8:09 am on April 17, 2009
  6. I think today for lunch I’m headed to Bed, Bath & Pork.

    @ 9:57 am on April 17, 2009
  7. There ain’t nothing more tasty than fried “Things” on a Chicken!!!

    @ 10:17 am on April 17, 2009
  8. You been here 4 hours……you go home.

    @ 10:48 am on April 17, 2009
  9. Best ever was on a Firesign Theater album: Thai Food Mary’s

    @ 1:00 pm on April 17, 2009
  10. If this is on Carroll near I-30 — and I think it is — it used to be called “Fried Chicken Only The Name Has Changed.”

    Now, apparently, the name has changed. (If it’s the same joint.)

    @ 2:11 pm on April 17, 2009
  11. Bill,

    New Big Wong (not Dong) is still a going concern and open until 4 a.m. nightly. It’s relatively bad Chinese food.

    @ 2:14 pm on April 17, 2009