I know, I know. You’re above that. So don’t click here to see pics taken at Aura last night.
16 comments
Dear lord, this happened a block from my house. If I hadn’t already had a bottle of wine and passed out on my sofa watching “Real Housewives of New York” I would have been horrified.
@ 12:11 pm on April 8, 2009
what is with her beau in flannel, yikes, she is ready for halloween in her flapper/disco get up and he is ready for the side of brawny papertowels! I still like the sightings though, thanks for the update!
@ 12:28 pm on April 8, 2009
WTFC?
@ 12:30 pm on April 8, 2009
@karen
I know but he is kind of hot in a dirty one night stand after he showers and then never talk to him again kind of way.
@ 12:34 pm on April 8, 2009
Spare me (pun intended)
@ 12:42 pm on April 8, 2009
A few years back the New York Daily News gossip columnist Lloyd Grove (formerly of the DMN) said he wouldn’t write about Paris Hilton until she’d done something. This wasn’t it.
But in the words of a guy, perhaps a grad student, half-way through a case of cheap beer stepping outside to relieve himself off the porch, “She’s a big-ass ol’ poseur, ain’t she?”
@ 12:54 pm on April 8, 2009
I don’t see Skippy AKA Larry. Where could he be? Surely he didn’t go to Ghost Bar by mistake?
@ 12:55 pm on April 8, 2009
Nice photos, Jerry McClure. You must be a darn good photographer to make her beak look smaller in photos than it is in person.
She is uber ridiculous.
@ 1:12 pm on April 8, 2009
Judging from the presence of Matt Nordgren, I’d say this event was sponsored by Massengill.
@ 1:24 pm on April 8, 2009
OOOOGIE! She is just nasty.
@ 1:41 pm on April 8, 2009
We’ll always have Paris.
Many of us, anyway.
@ 2:21 pm on April 8, 2009
I went to this event, had one drink and had my photo taken with Paris. I then went directly home. Naturally, I woke up this morning with a scorching case of syphillis.
@ 4:04 pm on April 8, 2009
Phew, now I know what the smell was around town last night. I thought it might have been a bit of old fish in my kitchen trashcan.
@ 6:40 pm on April 8, 2009
Dear Gawd!!! Jes plain ol’ skank.(And tired)
@ 7:48 pm on April 8, 2009
Ahhhh, the old Club Babalu space. Klassy!
@ 9:06 pm on April 8, 2009
I really didn’t know who this guy was, so I googled him. Turns out, (for those who didn’t already know), he is just a good looking guy who has dated a few starlets. A couple of sites pawned him off as a baseball player- something I know a fair amount about. I found his stats, and he is a HUGE draft bust. His last year of “pro” ball was 2007 in an independent baseball league (a couple of steps up from beer league softball). He hit .205 with 0 homeruns but was hit by two pitches. Nice.
@ 9:41 pm on April 8, 2009
FrontBurner® launched in March 2003, the first blog in Dallas run by a media organization. This is where the editors of D Magazine come to waste a tremendous amount of time.
16 comments
Dear lord, this happened a block from my house. If I hadn’t already had a bottle of wine and passed out on my sofa watching “Real Housewives of New York” I would have been horrified.
what is with her beau in flannel, yikes, she is ready for halloween in her flapper/disco get up and he is ready for the side of brawny papertowels! I still like the sightings though, thanks for the update!
WTFC?
@karen
I know but he is kind of hot in a dirty one night stand after he showers and then never talk to him again kind of way.
Spare me (pun intended)
A few years back the New York Daily News gossip columnist Lloyd Grove (formerly of the DMN) said he wouldn’t write about Paris Hilton until she’d done something. This wasn’t it.
But in the words of a guy, perhaps a grad student, half-way through a case of cheap beer stepping outside to relieve himself off the porch, “She’s a big-ass ol’ poseur, ain’t she?”
I don’t see Skippy AKA Larry. Where could he be? Surely he didn’t go to Ghost Bar by mistake?
Nice photos, Jerry McClure. You must be a darn good photographer to make her beak look smaller in photos than it is in person.
She is uber ridiculous.
Judging from the presence of Matt Nordgren, I’d say this event was sponsored by Massengill.
OOOOGIE! She is just nasty.
We’ll always have Paris.
Many of us, anyway.
I went to this event, had one drink and had my photo taken with Paris. I then went directly home. Naturally, I woke up this morning with a scorching case of syphillis.
Phew, now I know what the smell was around town last night. I thought it might have been a bit of old fish in my kitchen trashcan.
Dear Gawd!!! Jes plain ol’ skank.(And tired)
Ahhhh, the old Club Babalu space. Klassy!
I really didn’t know who this guy was, so I googled him. Turns out, (for those who didn’t already know), he is just a good looking guy who has dated a few starlets. A couple of sites pawned him off as a baseball player- something I know a fair amount about. I found his stats, and he is a HUGE draft bust. His last year of “pro” ball was 2007 in an independent baseball league (a couple of steps up from beer league softball). He hit .205 with 0 homeruns but was hit by two pitches. Nice.