See Paris Hilton Making Out In Public

I know, I know. You’re above that. So don’t click here to see pics taken at Aura last night.

16 comments

  1. Dear lord, this happened a block from my house. If I hadn’t already had a bottle of wine and passed out on my sofa watching “Real Housewives of New York” I would have been horrified.

    @ 12:11 pm on April 8, 2009
  2. what is with her beau in flannel, yikes, she is ready for halloween in her flapper/disco get up and he is ready for the side of brawny papertowels! I still like the sightings though, thanks for the update!

    @ 12:28 pm on April 8, 2009
  3. WTFC?

    @ 12:30 pm on April 8, 2009
  4. @karen

    I know but he is kind of hot in a dirty one night stand after he showers and then never talk to him again kind of way.

    @ 12:34 pm on April 8, 2009
  5. Spare me (pun intended)

    @ 12:42 pm on April 8, 2009
  6. A few years back the New York Daily News gossip columnist Lloyd Grove (formerly of the DMN) said he wouldn’t write about Paris Hilton until she’d done something. This wasn’t it.
    But in the words of a guy, perhaps a grad student, half-way through a case of cheap beer stepping outside to relieve himself off the porch, “She’s a big-ass ol’ poseur, ain’t she?”

    @ 12:54 pm on April 8, 2009
  7. I don’t see Skippy AKA Larry. Where could he be? Surely he didn’t go to Ghost Bar by mistake?

    @ 12:55 pm on April 8, 2009
  8. Nice photos, Jerry McClure. You must be a darn good photographer to make her beak look smaller in photos than it is in person.

    She is uber ridiculous.

    @ 1:12 pm on April 8, 2009
  9. Judging from the presence of Matt Nordgren, I’d say this event was sponsored by Massengill.

    @ 1:24 pm on April 8, 2009
  10. OOOOGIE! She is just nasty.

    @ 1:41 pm on April 8, 2009
  11. We’ll always have Paris.

    Many of us, anyway.

    @ 2:21 pm on April 8, 2009
  12. I went to this event, had one drink and had my photo taken with Paris. I then went directly home. Naturally, I woke up this morning with a scorching case of syphillis.

    @ 4:04 pm on April 8, 2009
  13. Phew, now I know what the smell was around town last night. I thought it might have been a bit of old fish in my kitchen trashcan.

    @ 6:40 pm on April 8, 2009
  14. Dear Gawd!!! Jes plain ol’ skank.(And tired)

    @ 7:48 pm on April 8, 2009
  15. Ahhhh, the old Club Babalu space. Klassy!

    @ 9:06 pm on April 8, 2009
  16. I really didn’t know who this guy was, so I googled him. Turns out, (for those who didn’t already know), he is just a good looking guy who has dated a few starlets. A couple of sites pawned him off as a baseball player- something I know a fair amount about. I found his stats, and he is a HUGE draft bust. His last year of “pro” ball was 2007 in an independent baseball league (a couple of steps up from beer league softball). He hit .205 with 0 homeruns but was hit by two pitches. Nice.

    @ 9:41 pm on April 8, 2009