Caption Contest: Former OU QB Rhett Bomar at St. Patrick’s Day Parade

Earlier today, these photos (of Rhett Bomar, the source is certain, but I should add “allegedly”) appeared in my neglected inbox. Sorry I’m just getting to them, but I’m hip-deep in print product duties (read: online Scrabble). Go for it in the comments, and keep it clean. Ish.

And no, these are not the work of Avi Adelman.

33 comments on “Caption Contest: Former OU QB Rhett Bomar at St. Patrick’s Day Parade

  1. Why, why, why, why can’t the city put out lots of porta-potties on Greenville during the parade? Don’t they make pay porta-potties so taxpayers don’t foot the bill.

  2. Only one person will get this, because it’s rather an inside joke, but:
    “They’ll never see this in Nacogdoches.”

  3. It’s like I always say “the rules for you aren’t the same as the rules for me, I’m immune from Public Urination ordinance!

  4. “Today I am going to reenact my career at Oklahoma throught performance art…..”

    I know exactly where this is. I wonder how Steve Holy feels about his fence getting urinated on.

  5. if this is really him and this gets out, as in outside D, he’s, um, literally pissing away millions

    dude will get drafted next month by the NFL and it coulda been in the first few rounds, but the NFL don’t stand for this kinda crap. see Jones, Adam.

    what a numbskull

  6. jrp…I think his Pro-Day, Combine and Senior Bowl workout performances mean a little more than a picture of him relieving himself behind a house. Your reference to Pacman is way off base.

    Bomar has proved himself as an immature kid not a criminal.

  7. If you gotta go, you gotta go. I wrote my name in a public parking lot in Austin just last week. We’re all pretty careful where we take care of our business, but if the choice is wetting your trousers or looking around for a cop while you find an out-of-the-way place, then most of us will take door number two. Actually, not door number two; a fence is preferable.

  8. These are only two random frames. If you could see the whole sequence, it’s pretty clear that he’s “cruising.”

  9. Rhett Bomar is a whiz at offense. If only he’d been that good at selling cars…

  10. Must be something in the water at East Texas universities that gives one the urge to pee on things along Greenville Ave. And have people discuss it. On the internet. In detail.

  11. PLEASE……Everyone here needs to get a life and worry about yourselves doing right from wrong. I am awfully curious to to the type of person that took the photos. Furthermore shame on those that have posted judgement on something so petty.
    Go Horns!

  12. We’re not judging, we’re making semi-clever captions for the photos. And even if we were judging, you’re judging our judging, which makes you well, the pot to our kettle.

  13. I wonder if Avi is shooting pics and videos of the drunks because he wants to peek at their junk.

  14. @Troll Doll, That is genius. And oh so true. but really who cares. Like that guy will ever be a good quarterback anyway…

  15. “Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That’s why!…Do you think I enjoy living like this?…the shame, the humiliation…You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.”

  16. Am I the only one who noticed that in the first photo, this guy is wearing a green cap backwards and in the second he’s wearing a white one staight up? Which in a jury trial would be probable cause to suggest that the guy relieving himself is not the same guy whose mug shot was heard around the world. All of which goes to show that when a cyber troll cries ‘RAPE!’, download ‘Andy Dick Live’.

  17. Too bad it’s not a jury trial, but rather an occasion to be publicly humiliated by anonymous strangers.

  18. You ever heard of a two toned hat??? Check the pics again…closely this time…you will realize the one that looks white is coincidentally also green. Weird…

  19. You guys really have no lives. Talk about IMMATURE…what kind of person would post this when YOU KNOW EVERY GUY GOES PISS OUTSIDE…PATHETIC

  20. Not sure who cares about this. He might have been 1 of 1000 that weekend, girls included. Must have been a slow news day or some one jealous of rhett.

  21. big deal, the guy is taking a piss, so what!!Like none of you have ever taken a leak beside a building before…… get off your soap boxes

  22. I agree with Dave…get off your soap boxes. Rhett Bomar is a decent guy who just wants to play ball. He is a person just like you and me and he is human. We all do stupid things, but we learn from them. I have never known anyone who was as passionate about anthing as he is about football. Quit nitpicking every little thing he does. If you guys paid attention to his football as much as you do to his social life you would see what an amazing, talented athlete he is.