This report on I Don’t Like You In That Way is just ugly rumormongering. You shouldn’t read it. You’re better than that.
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Conclusion: Tony’s days as a chubber chaser are highly exaggerated.
@ 2:09 pm on January 28, 2009
I saw that, read it, and sent it to 10 different people and therefore am not better than that.
@ 2:24 pm on January 28, 2009
Jessica – Does Carrie like old guys with face lifts who where their shirt unbuttoned to their navel like J***y J***s?
@ 2:45 pm on January 28, 2009
r healy and m nordgren are solid tax paying citizens
@ 2:56 pm on January 28, 2009
Maybe that’s why Jessica just joined the Four Seasons. To work off those extra pounds and keep her man!
@ 3:00 pm on January 28, 2009
She has gained this weight really quickly, which leads me to suspect she starved and/or purged herself when she got really skinny and her metabolism is screwed for life. What a shame.
@ 3:00 pm on January 28, 2009
Jessica Simpson’s grammatical and spelling skills are as bad as I expected.
Also, THIS JUST IN….rich, young, attractive, mega-rich athletes cheat on their significant others!
@ 3:01 pm on January 28, 2009
…lies in the fact that people are taking time out of their day to say mean, hurtful things about someone that, odds are, they don’t know personally. Famous or not, a guy in Dallas or not…who ever taught you that it was ok to be so mean-spirited??
I think it’s terribly sad that a woman gains some weight and is all of a sudden the object of everyone’s jokes. So she isn’t starving herself. So she isn’t a size 2. So she is comfortable with herself…let her be.
@ 3:11 pm on January 28, 2009
As the sparest of all spare quarterbacks in UT history, Nordgren clearly found his hero in a spare qb turned star.
by the same logic healy should be hanging out with Ebby Halliday i guess.
@ 3:35 pm on January 28, 2009
Um, libel alert?
@ 3:52 pm on January 28, 2009
Liberals?! Where?!
/typo jokes
@ 4:23 pm on January 28, 2009
@the decline, you would have a great point if Jessica wasn’t such a media hound. You can’t sell yourself on every street corner and then cry foul when someone calls you a ‘ho.
@ 4:34 pm on January 28, 2009
I’m surprised Rogers Healy would hang out with Romo, not his old buddy, Major Anthony Nelson.
@ 4:40 pm on January 28, 2009
Heftier or not, I have to say that I wondered where she was in the last couple of months. Not many picture out there of her recently, and the paps (or her Dad) are always hanging around. So now it appears that we know. If I cared that much about her, I’d be bummed. But since I don’t, I’m not. I have my own weight issues to be concerned with. And nobody cares! Sigh.
@ 4:41 pm on January 28, 2009
Hey! Hey! Hey!
@ 5:21 pm on January 28, 2009
Maybe Tony’s new mistress will be the team’s practice field.
@ 5:56 pm on January 28, 2009
This weight gain isn’t good for her as a spokes person and investor in that(so called) healthy beer.
@ 6:23 pm on January 28, 2009
Maybe Tomo likes junk-in-the-trunk after all.
More ta luv, Y’all! Boiiiinnggg, boiiinnggg!!!
@ 6:51 pm on January 28, 2009
i LOVE how healy and nordgren have been pulled into a j simp conversation… all three are overly opportunistic, embarrassingly narcissistic, and attention-starved (but notably well-nourished).
throw in a dash of B. L**ez and a sprinkle of B. ***rews and you’ve yourself got a dallas reality show!
@ 6:54 pm on January 28, 2009
I know some of you guys like the skinny girls, but I wouldn’t throw her out of the bed. I might sprain something!
I would just throw a HoHo in the corner and she could get out of bed to go get it.
(Just kidding gals, I don’t share my HoHos with no Hos!)
@ 7:46 pm on January 28, 2009
This story can’t be true…Jessica Simpson and Gold Records…come on…
FrontBurner® launched in March 2003, the first blog in Dallas run by a media organization. This is where the editors of D Magazine come to waste a tremendous amount of time.
22 comments
Conclusion: Tony’s days as a chubber chaser are highly exaggerated.
I saw that, read it, and sent it to 10 different people and therefore am not better than that.
Jessica – Does Carrie like old guys with face lifts who where their shirt unbuttoned to their navel like J***y J***s?
r healy and m nordgren are solid tax paying citizens
Maybe that’s why Jessica just joined the Four Seasons. To work off those extra pounds and keep her man!
She has gained this weight really quickly, which leads me to suspect she starved and/or purged herself when she got really skinny and her metabolism is screwed for life. What a shame.
Jessica Simpson’s grammatical and spelling skills are as bad as I expected.
Also, THIS JUST IN….rich, young, attractive, mega-rich athletes cheat on their significant others!
…lies in the fact that people are taking time out of their day to say mean, hurtful things about someone that, odds are, they don’t know personally. Famous or not, a guy in Dallas or not…who ever taught you that it was ok to be so mean-spirited??
I think it’s terribly sad that a woman gains some weight and is all of a sudden the object of everyone’s jokes. So she isn’t starving herself. So she isn’t a size 2. So she is comfortable with herself…let her be.
As the sparest of all spare quarterbacks in UT history, Nordgren clearly found his hero in a spare qb turned star.
by the same logic healy should be hanging out with Ebby Halliday i guess.
Um, libel alert?
Liberals?! Where?!
/typo jokes
@the decline, you would have a great point if Jessica wasn’t such a media hound. You can’t sell yourself on every street corner and then cry foul when someone calls you a ‘ho.
I’m surprised Rogers Healy would hang out with Romo, not his old buddy, Major Anthony Nelson.
Heftier or not, I have to say that I wondered where she was in the last couple of months. Not many picture out there of her recently, and the paps (or her Dad) are always hanging around. So now it appears that we know. If I cared that much about her, I’d be bummed. But since I don’t, I’m not. I have my own weight issues to be concerned with. And nobody cares! Sigh.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Maybe Tony’s new mistress will be the team’s practice field.
This weight gain isn’t good for her as a spokes person and investor in that(so called) healthy beer.
Maybe Tomo likes junk-in-the-trunk after all.
More ta luv, Y’all! Boiiiinnggg, boiiinnggg!!!
i LOVE how healy and nordgren have been pulled into a j simp conversation… all three are overly opportunistic, embarrassingly narcissistic, and attention-starved (but notably well-nourished).
throw in a dash of B. L**ez and a sprinkle of B. ***rews and you’ve yourself got a dallas reality show!
I know some of you guys like the skinny girls, but I wouldn’t throw her out of the bed. I might sprain something!
I would just throw a HoHo in the corner and she could get out of bed to go get it.
(Just kidding gals, I don’t share my HoHos with no Hos!)
This story can’t be true…Jessica Simpson and Gold Records…come on…
Can’t. Look. At. Bright. Light. No. Fight. Harder. Struggling.
Ah, who am I kidding… [click]
Thanks, Tim. You make me a worse man.