Here’s the bad news from the Dallas Business Journal following the market folding like a pair of pants today. The good news in the Crain household: we have no stock in any of those companies. The not-as-good news: we don’t have any stock because we don’t have any money. The maybe-not-relevant-but-not-necessarily-irrelevant news: I’m just as hilarious and handsome as I was yesterday, which is to say, extremely and very. Let that be the rock you cling to in these choppy economic seas.
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You clearly haven’t seen me lately.
Dear CJS,
Libel+frontburner(lack of control) / injunction+lawsuit-frontburner & ISP log files – our firm will find your a.s.s.(supreme court appeal that you will lose) = simmer down now.
Love,
Trigger happy lawyer for said businessman.
Are you suing Jeff Pearlman for libel? Cuz I just finished his new book about the 90s Cowboys and what he says about Jerry’s exploits are a little more graphic than making out with jailbait at d-bag clubs.