I Would Like To Offer My PR Services to Josh Howard

So that, oh, I dunno, he doesn’t say things on camera like:

The Star-Spangled Banner is going on right now, and I don’t celebrate that s*#@. I’m black.

Oh, murmur. Murmur murmur. Can I take back what I said yesterday and turn comments off?

38 comments

  1. He also doesn’t celebrate championships. But he will celebrate birthdays and big old doobs.

    @ 12:15 pm on September 16, 2008
  2. Two things Josh Howard Cannot Control What it Do:

    1. The ball
    2. His Own Mouth

    Can I just point out that this footage was from the Allen Iverson charity flag football game which apparently featured, amongst others, MoNique? Playing center, I am assuming. Hell, she’s probably better at avoiding false start penalties than Andre Gurode.

    @ 12:17 pm on September 16, 2008
  3. Ssshhhhh! The Mavs are hoping to get a fifth-round draft pick for him and you’re messing it up.

    @ 12:21 pm on September 16, 2008
  4. Mavs shoulda traded him for Artest. Or a case of basketballs. Used basketballs would’ve been fine.

    @ 12:22 pm on September 16, 2008
  5. Ah, Josh Howard … the new Chris Jackson Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf

    @ 12:28 pm on September 16, 2008
  6. And so begins the list of things we should have traded Josh Howard for:

    Roy Tarpley’s Pot Brownie recipe
    Two pairs of $15 Starbury sneakers
    Stuff the Magic Dragon
    Keith Van Horn

    @ 12:31 pm on September 16, 2008
  7. What a maroon. What an imbecile. What an ultra maroon.

    @ 12:40 pm on September 16, 2008
  8. Josh Howard might actually be mentally challenged. Somebody creative ought to make a funny anti-drugs psa poster or commercial and use Josh Howard pics/clips. This guy is a major league douche.

    =w=
    healthryder.blogspot.com

    @ 12:41 pm on September 16, 2008
  9. Ah, he gives racism a good name.

    @ 12:41 pm on September 16, 2008
  10. DeSean Jackson
    Butter Elvis
    Lupe Valdez
    the Florida Marlins

    @ 12:45 pm on September 16, 2008
  11. @ 12:48 pm on September 16, 2008
  12. Let’s try that again … Josh’s Response

    @ 12:50 pm on September 16, 2008
  13. A better Mavs halftime performer than the dude who paints big paintings in 5 minutes;
    A replacement for Chris Arnold;
    Chris Kaaman;
    A dime bag of oregano sold by Signalman Second Class Cecil O’Malley; or
    Extra snark.

    @ 12:51 pm on September 16, 2008
  14. Dave and Busters tokens
    Old batteries that have been in the freezer for a while
    Tony Kornheiser’s barber’s number
    guy who played pickup game with Van Exel once

    @ 12:52 pm on September 16, 2008
  15. He actually GRADUATED from college. Wake Forest alums everywhere should be proud.

    @ 12:55 pm on September 16, 2008
  16. @ Wes Mantooth

    Surely you’ve gotten to witness in person the breathtaking halftime gymnastic art of Acrobazia?:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJorfyhwJ0

    Acrobazia > anything involving Mavs Man

    @ 12:56 pm on September 16, 2008
  17. So much for that whole “no name-calling on FrontBurner” thing, eh?

    @ 12:58 pm on September 16, 2008
  18. @amandacobra, I’d tried to forget everything involving the Great Failed Championship Run of 2006, including those guys. Somehow I recall them in blue spandex during their AAC appearance. Or maybe that’s just my fantasy life spilling over into my consciousness again, who knows.

    That said, I agree with your greater than statement, although I would expand it:

    Kids playing pickle buckets in VP for tips after the game > kick to the head > Acrobazia > Mavs Man > ice pick to the eye > Rangers Captain mascot > Chris Arnold

    @ 1:05 pm on September 16, 2008
  19. All I can say or do about this is to make it clear to Mark Cuban that I will spend no money to watch the Mavs, in person or on television, until Josh Howard is no longer a Maverick.

    My measly ticket dollars might not add up to much, but I’m speaking as loud as I can with my WALLET.

    @ 1:09 pm on September 16, 2008
  20. Re Acrobazia: There is no reason for two sweaty guys in tights to be feeling each other up at halftime of a Mavs game.

    New proposal for halftime entertainment: Punch Chris Arnold in the face.

    @ 1:14 pm on September 16, 2008
  21. An Empty Inhaler
    Five used toothpicks
    A ball of string (because who doesn’t like string?)
    the Mexican flag football team featured on last night’s Cowboy’s game
    Lance Bass

    @ 1:19 pm on September 16, 2008
  22. JS: What if they wore something else?

    @ 1:19 pm on September 16, 2008
  23. No wonder Josh has an “Obama For President” sign in his yard.

    Of course, he could have just confused Obama’s slogan of “Hope” for “Dope.”

    @ 1:20 pm on September 16, 2008
  24. He drew a J. before it so it celebrates his belief in J.HOPE

    @ 1:32 pm on September 16, 2008
  25. Bethany, I know how much pleasure grammar and punctuation bring to your life, so you will probably want to take another look at your use of “Cowboy’s game”.

    @ 1:40 pm on September 16, 2008
  26. Doh … Can I just say that I had an emotionally exhausting night last night?

    @ 1:49 pm on September 16, 2008
  27. He is an embarassment to this country.

    I am so glad some of these classy gentlemen folk are multi millionaires and there are teachers who are suffering to make a living and proud Americans who cant focus on work because they are too worried about the price of gas…but they are still supporting the troops and this country.

    His level of ignorance is nauseating.

    @ 2:24 pm on September 16, 2008
  28. Wow, I’m posting a daily watch to see when neighbor Josh’s house goes on the market.

    @ 2:36 pm on September 16, 2008
  29. And he doesn’t have a Obama sign in his yard.

    @ 2:36 pm on September 16, 2008
  30. Makes note to go to Amy’s for dinner.

    @ 2:39 pm on September 16, 2008
  31. I mean, with this kind of love, who’d want to stay?

    @ 2:41 pm on September 16, 2008
  32. He may not have an Obama sign in his yard, but he was seen at a Rev. Wright sermon.

    @ 2:48 pm on September 16, 2008
  33. Maybe the same woman who sang the National Anthem at last night’s Cowboys game was at this event. I’m as respectful of the Star-Spangled Banner as the next guy, but you have a right to boo when it gets the American Idol reject treatment.

    @ 2:54 pm on September 16, 2008
  34. @ PR – who cares? I mean we’re talking about JH, he’s not likely to be voted president.

    @ 2:55 pm on September 16, 2008
  35. @Tom at first I thought it was Tila Tequila. But I don’t watch that show.. I’m white.

    @ 3:44 pm on September 16, 2008
  36. Smoking dope doesn’t make you stupid….yeah, right. Maybe Cuban can make a documentary about him. Mark loves him releasing anti-American movies.
    Stay classy, Mavericks.
    Go Spurs Go.

    @ 8:49 pm on September 16, 2008
  37. You can add ” > trade value ” to the end of the above equations.

    @ 4:29 am on September 17, 2008
  38. Do any of you plywood patriots even know the real backstory behind the Star Spangled Banner?

    Popular to contrary belief, the song wasn’t written just so you twerps can yell “STARS!!!” during the middle of it before every hockey game at AAC.

    With that in mind, check it out: the Star Spangled Banner was a poem written almost 200 years ago, then set to the tune of an English drinking song. Unless we truly hold our alcoholic tendencies sacred, and especially in light of the fact Dallas Stars fans have co-opted the song for their own amusement, how is whatever Josh Howard said really that big of a deal?

    @ 9:08 pm on September 17, 2008