I Would Like To Offer My PR Services to Josh Howard
So that, oh, I dunno, he doesn’t say things on camera like:
The Star-Spangled Banner is going on right now, and I don’t celebrate that s*#@. I’m black.
Oh, murmur. Murmur murmur. Can I take back what I said yesterday and turn comments off?
38 Comments to “I Would Like To Offer My PR Services to Josh Howard”
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He also doesn’t celebrate championships. But he will celebrate birthdays and big old doobs.
Two things Josh Howard Cannot Control What it Do:
1. The ball
2. His Own Mouth
Can I just point out that this footage was from the Allen Iverson charity flag football game which apparently featured, amongst others, MoNique? Playing center, I am assuming. Hell, she’s probably better at avoiding false start penalties than Andre Gurode.
Ssshhhhh! The Mavs are hoping to get a fifth-round draft pick for him and you’re messing it up.
Mavs shoulda traded him for Artest. Or a case of basketballs. Used basketballs would’ve been fine.
Ah, Josh Howard … the new
Chris JacksonMahmoud Abdul-RaufAnd so begins the list of things we should have traded Josh Howard for:
Roy Tarpley’s Pot Brownie recipe
Two pairs of $15 Starbury sneakers
Stuff the Magic Dragon
Keith Van Horn
What a maroon. What an imbecile. What an ultra maroon.
Josh Howard might actually be mentally challenged. Somebody creative ought to make a funny anti-drugs psa poster or commercial and use Josh Howard pics/clips. This guy is a major league douche.
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healthryder.blogspot.com
Ah, he gives racism a good name.
DeSean Jackson
Butter Elvis
Lupe Valdez
the Florida Marlins
Josh’s Response…
Let’s try that again … Josh’s Response…
A better Mavs halftime performer than the dude who paints big paintings in 5 minutes;
A replacement for Chris Arnold;
Chris Kaaman;
A dime bag of oregano sold by Signalman Second Class Cecil O’Malley; or
Extra snark.
Dave and Busters tokens
Old batteries that have been in the freezer for a while
Tony Kornheiser’s barber’s number
guy who played pickup game with Van Exel once
He actually GRADUATED from college. Wake Forest alums everywhere should be proud.
@ Wes Mantooth
Surely you’ve gotten to witness in person the breathtaking halftime gymnastic art of Acrobazia?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RJorfyhwJ0
Acrobazia > anything involving Mavs Man
So much for that whole “no name-calling on FrontBurner” thing, eh?
@amandacobra, I’d tried to forget everything involving the Great Failed Championship Run of 2006, including those guys. Somehow I recall them in blue spandex during their AAC appearance. Or maybe that’s just my fantasy life spilling over into my consciousness again, who knows.
That said, I agree with your greater than statement, although I would expand it:
Kids playing pickle buckets in VP for tips after the game > kick to the head > Acrobazia > Mavs Man > ice pick to the eye > Rangers Captain mascot > Chris Arnold
All I can say or do about this is to make it clear to Mark Cuban that I will spend no money to watch the Mavs, in person or on television, until Josh Howard is no longer a Maverick.
My measly ticket dollars might not add up to much, but I’m speaking as loud as I can with my WALLET.
Re Acrobazia: There is no reason for two sweaty guys in tights to be feeling each other up at halftime of a Mavs game.
New proposal for halftime entertainment: Punch Chris Arnold in the face.
An Empty Inhaler
Five used toothpicks
A ball of string (because who doesn’t like string?)
the Mexican flag football team featured on last night’s Cowboy’s game
Lance Bass
JS: What if they wore something else?
No wonder Josh has an “Obama For President” sign in his yard.
Of course, he could have just confused Obama’s slogan of “Hope” for “Dope.”
He drew a J. before it so it celebrates his belief in J.HOPE
Bethany, I know how much pleasure grammar and punctuation bring to your life, so you will probably want to take another look at your use of “Cowboy’s game”.
Doh … Can I just say that I had an emotionally exhausting night last night?
He is an embarassment to this country.
I am so glad some of these classy gentlemen folk are multi millionaires and there are teachers who are suffering to make a living and proud Americans who cant focus on work because they are too worried about the price of gas…but they are still supporting the troops and this country.
His level of ignorance is nauseating.
Wow, I’m posting a daily watch to see when neighbor Josh’s house goes on the market.
And he doesn’t have a Obama sign in his yard.
Makes note to go to Amy’s for dinner.
I mean, with this kind of love, who’d want to stay?
He may not have an Obama sign in his yard, but he was seen at a Rev. Wright sermon.
Maybe the same woman who sang the National Anthem at last night’s Cowboys game was at this event. I’m as respectful of the Star-Spangled Banner as the next guy, but you have a right to boo when it gets the American Idol reject treatment.
@ PR – who cares? I mean we’re talking about JH, he’s not likely to be voted president.
@Tom at first I thought it was Tila Tequila. But I don’t watch that show.. I’m white.
Smoking dope doesn’t make you stupid….yeah, right. Maybe Cuban can make a documentary about him. Mark loves him releasing anti-American movies.
Stay classy, Mavericks.
Go Spurs Go.
You can add ” > trade value ” to the end of the above equations.
Do any of you plywood patriots even know the real backstory behind the Star Spangled Banner?
Popular to contrary belief, the song wasn’t written just so you twerps can yell “STARS!!!” during the middle of it before every hockey game at AAC.
With that in mind, check it out: the Star Spangled Banner was a poem written almost 200 years ago, then set to the tune of an English drinking song. Unless we truly hold our alcoholic tendencies sacred, and especially in light of the fact Dallas Stars fans have co-opted the song for their own amusement, how is whatever Josh Howard said really that big of a deal?