Joe Simpson Continues to Impress

I tried to stay away from the Ashlee Simpson engagement gossip that turned out to be true and then the pregnancy rumor too, but this item is too good to resist. Joe Simpson is pimping out photos of his soon-to-be-wed daughter and unborn grandkid, wanting $1 million for a cover shot, of which he demands to be the photographer. A magazine editor says one million is a bit high. Like, about $940,000 too high. You stay classy, Joe Simpson.