CNN: John King is Beginning to Believe, May Be The One

Posted on March 4th, 2008 10:26pm by Eric Celeste
Filed under Local News

john kingI know why you’re here, John King. I know what you’ve been doing… why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night, you sit by your CNN-issued primary-y delegate-counting computer. You’re looking for him. I know because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn’t really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It’s the question that drives us, John King. It’s the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.

Where did you get that sweet touchscreen computer?

7 comments

  1. Post of the night?

    @ 10:28 pm on March 4, 2008

  2. what should I do with my ZC’07 t-shirt Zac? Its tear stained and smells like pee

    @ 10:33 pm on March 4, 2008

  3. Comment of the night?

    @ 10:37 pm on March 4, 2008

  4. I just have to say this is one of the funniest things I have seen on a blog.
    I love to watch John King and his “primary-y delegate counting compter”. His pupils get very dialated when he gets near it.
    To have that sort of power over a map would be way more responsibility than I could stand.

    @ 10:46 pm on March 4, 2008

  5. I am still deciding whether to swallow the blue pill or red pill.

    @ 11:50 am on March 5, 2008

  6. Primary night you said that the Obama people had not turned out the vote in Ohio. I’d be curious to know how well he did.

    @ 11:43 am on March 6, 2008

  7. I am crazy about John King and his reporting but today seeing him with John Mccain regarding the Stimulus Package, I could not understand why Mr. King was putting words in to the loser of the election. Like, ” Ill bet you were sitting in your office and saying I told you so” about the package and the bi Par. Lets face it, The Republicans want to fight rather than support…Lets not give them more amunition. We need to be all working together and supporting what we all see has happened. Barak Obama won. Let him have the chance to show us what hes got. John M. will never give him that chance. He is only waiting to find fault. He is very good at that. I hope that CNN can ask the questions, deliver the news, and not put words or ideas in the minds of others. I am a CNN junkie and I want to stay that way.

    @ 7:31 pm on February 15, 2009