The Finfrock Cough

I too am infected with the Frinfrock cough and throat. Same doc (Hi, Dr. Kirkam!), same inhaler, same nasty nagging hack. Basically, the wheezing weatherman and I are allergic to Dallas air. Funny, I never suffered like this when I lived in smoggy Los Angeles. Anybody have an insight to a pollution problem around here? I’m clueless. (And, to all the literals out there, kidding.) Open wide. (I don’t show my uvula to just anyone.)