Welcome, Failed Mayoral Candidate

Ladies and gentlemen, as some of you may have realized, Zac Crain is now on board as Senior Editor. His bio will soon be on the blogger’s page, as we’re apparently having difficulty making the Internet work right this morning.

As for the photo at left, Zac, I had this discussion yesterday with Dallas CEO’s Jessica Jones: Men, you always want photos taken from above. Not from straight on, and certainly not from below, where you risk having your turkey waddle overtake the lens. (Unless you’re Tim and worried about your growing bald patch.) You just look better. For example, see the more representative shot of Zac I’ve posted after the jump.