RE: FINFROCK LIVES!

I think we’ve got another word that needs to be in the Dallas lexicon. We learned a few months ago about “kunkling” (similar to “canoodling” only with a lot more hand-holding). Now we’ve got “finfrock.”

As a noun, it’s the mucousy stuff that clogs up your breathing. Example: “Thanks for asking. I’m fine. I’ve just got a little finfrock.”

As a verb, it means to exaggerate and benefit from a minor illness. Example: “Rod called in sick today. I think he’s finfrocking.”