THE WEEKLY ROBERT WILONSKY WORD COUNT

Remember when Dirk went for 50? That was history in the making. We were all witnesses to it.

Something just as momentous has happened over at Unfair Park. Robert “Fingers of Fury” Wilonsky has broken the 10,000-word barrier in a single week of posting. Right now, he’s at 11,160. And it’s not even lunchtime yet.

[pushing chair back from desk, standing, slowly clapping]

I would say that we’ll never again see a performance like this in our lifetime. But we’ll probably see it again next week.