Prompted by yesterday’s introduction of the Chicago Cubs new pants-less mascot, Grant Brisbee over at SB Nation decided to declare the five creepiest mascots in Major League Baseball. The Texas Rangers’ horse-man, Captain, made the list, and Brisbee summed up well just what’s so wrong about this abomination that roams the ballpark:Read More
The results of this year’s vote by the nation’s ink-stained baseball writers to determine the next inductees to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, N.Y., were announced just a few minutes ago. It’s a great day for fans of the Atlanta Braves, as pitchers Greg Maddux and Tom Glavine both won the honor, as did Chicago White Sox great Frank Thomas.
But it’s a not so great day for former longtime Texas Rangers player Rafael Palmeiro. In his fourth year of eligibility, he garnered support from only 4.4% of the voters (you need 75% to be elected). That means he’ll be dropped from the ballot entirely, since the rules state that a player must get at least 5% to be carried over to the next year for consideration.Read More
The great sportswriter Joe Posnanski, over on his blog, is working this way through a ranking of the 100 greatest baseball players. Of interest to Texas Rangers fans, today he’s reached No. 87: Lynn Nolan Ryan Jr.
In his post, he comments on how much better Ryan’s “stuff” — his impossibly fast fastball, his curveball that seemed to “defy physics” — was than his career record. According to Posnanski, he had the talent to be the best pitcher of all time, but that’s not what the man they called the Ryan Express wanted to be:Read More
Attack of Snow Miser. Freezing rain and sleet have coated North Texas in a sheet of ice, and conditions aren’t expected to thaw much over the weekend. Grocery stores were overrun last night, with customers stocking up in anticipation of being trapped in their homes for several days. Roads have gotten messy. Schools are closed. Many flights are canceled. Saturday’s parade has been called off. So far it looks like runners will still show up Saturday morning to run 26 miles in the cold. Best of luck to them. I’ll be sleeping in until Heat Miser returns.
Rangers Outfielder Victim of Extortion Ring. According to the U.S. attorney’s office in Miami, three people conspired to extort Leonys Martin out of millions of dollars. Martin claims that, after he first defected from Cuba, a Mexican management company held him against his will and held his family hostage until he paid a “ransom” by agreeing to pay 30% of his future baseball earnings.
City Hall Tree-Huggers Go to Court. In a lawsuit filed last week, the city of Dallas is asking that developer Mario Davey pay a fine of up to $500,000 for illegally clearing an East Dallas lot of 29 trees in order to build homes. Davey just calls it “dirty politics.” It’s the first time the city has sued over a violation of the tree ordinance.Read More
The Rebirth of Big Tex. Because of windy conditions yesterday, State Fair organizers couldn’t keep in place the curtains that were meant to hide Big Tex 2.0 from public view before his scheduled unveiling this afternoon, during the first day of the fair. So we all got a look at him yesterday. Now the Morning […]Read More
Has anyone tried these things? USA Today offers comment: From the boxes, it’s not clear what the waffles have to do with the Texas Rangers, and vice versa. Do the waffles have Rangers logos on them? Doesn’t look like it. Are they the only waffle that Yu Darvish will eat? Possibly; he’s a man of distinguishing […]Read More
A co-working FrontBurnervian points out Jonah Keri’s article today on Grantland about the career of Texas Rangers third baseman Adrian Beltre. Here’s my favorite part, a story I didn’t know, from Beltre’s time playing for the Seattle Mariners: If Beltre was an opportunist who could summon the mighty Contract Year wizard to grant him +50 […]Read More
ESPN reported last night that Major League Baseball has struck a deal with the operator of a Miami clinic whose records link a number of players to banned substances. He will confirm what he provided and to whom, in exchange for MLB dropping a lawsuit against him. You may remember that the Texas Rangers’ Nelson […]Read More
He did this from the pitching mound. Murphy also notched a strikeout in his inning of relief last night. Unfortunately, the guys whom the Rangers actually pay to pitch couldn’t keep Boston off the scoreboard in any of the previous seven innings, leading to a 17-5 rout. The funniest part of Murphy’s outing is that […]Read More
Apologies in advance about bringing up this point again, but the Texas Rangers really should have built their ballpark downtown. (Maybe even if that downtown were Fort Worth’s.) The home of our local Major League Baseball franchise is an oddity, in that of the 21 new MLB ballparks that have opened since 1992, it’s the […]Read More
On Sunday, SB Nation made the case for why Texas Rangers third baseman Adrian Beltre is so “hilariously awesome.” Some of it has do with the fact that (as we’ve noted before) he really, really doesn’t like his head to be touched. The post concludes with a couple of GIFs from Saturday’s Rangers game against […]Read More
My sincerest apologies. I did not conduct due diligence before my post this morning. Leaving out this .gif was a major oversight. If I didn’t know this occurred over the weekend at the Ballpark, I’d say it was a pitch-perfect representation of how the 2012 season went for the Texas Rangers. Let us hope it […]Read More
Your Texas Rangers have the honor of opening the Major League Baseball season — and officially welcoming the Houston Astros to the American League — at 7 p.m. Sunday at the Minute Maid Park in Houston (the game’s on ESPN). Will it be the start of a World Series-winning campaign after a crushing late collapse resulted in […]Read More
The Future of Dallas: Like Mumbai or Portland? Speaking to an audience of prominent developers yesterday at the Dallas County Club, that’s how the former CEO of the Trammell Crow Co., J. McDonald Williams, characterized the alternative paths facing the city in how it confronts the growing gap in economic equality and opportunity between the […]Read More
Since last season, the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has allowed Rangers Ballpark at Arlington sell wine, but only in specific parts of the park. Your seat’s in the upper deck? Kick rocks, wino, and drink at home. Now Rangers officials are trying to change all that. From the “Needlessly Complicated” file: “You can buy beer at […]Read More