I have to admit to you, readers: I’m legitimately depressed that The Daily Moustache has come to an end. Much like Christmas, it has afforded me great joy. And also much like Christmas, its passing has left a void. Life, once full of color and magic–and facial hair–is now a dull, gray blur.
But, let us not wallow in despair. Nay! Let us instead celebrate:
The Moustache That Was
A Month to Remember: One Man’s Journey Through Movember
Ryan wanted me to take this photo from an angle “to show off the corners,” and I must say that was a fine idea. Just look at it!
Owing to the impending holiday weekend, this is all you’ll see of The Daily Moustache this week, but rest assured we’ll be back for one final, magnificent post next Wednesday.
Whoa! Looks like Ryan Jones’ moustache is ready for a night on the town!
Don’t worry. We’ll be back next week with more Daily Moustache photos and insights.
The growth continues. Today, as you can see, RyanÂ Jones is really settling into the ‘stache. He’s gotÂ that glitter of extra confidence in his eye andÂ a smirk to his smile, all in thanks to Movember.
Stay tuned for tomorrow’s episode of The Daily Moustache. It is sure to be an exciting one.
Ryan Jones’ moustache had a very productive weekend, it seems. Just look at it!
I do hope Mr. Jones decides to keep this thing beyond Nov. 30, because I’ve found him the perfect Christmas present. That would look mighty smart emblazoned with a few D logos.
I can’t wait to see what the next two weeks bring, and I’m confident you can’t, either. Be sure to check back tomorrow for another thrilling episode of The Daily Moustache.
Though Ryan Jones regrettably did not shave his beard today, thereby robbing us of a true moustache experience, this photo still gives us a sufficient look at how the hair growth on his labium superius oris is progressing. And it is awesome.
My, what a difference a few days make. Ryan Jones’ lip hair is coming along quite nicely. A few days ago, we had this. And now look at him!
Don’t worry about the frown. He’s not really sad, mad, or otherwise anything short of ecstatic to be a part of this great experiment. He was merely contorting his facial muscles to show off his Movember moustache to its best advantage.
You can’t tell clearly from the photo, but I detect noticeable growth over Ryan Jones’ philtrum.
Thank you for joining us this week. Tune in Wednesday for the next installment of The Daily Moustache.
Mere days into our Movember experiment, our guinea pig colleague Ryan Jones is sporting a wee bit of stubble. Early projections suggest that though he’s a couple of days behind, having only shaved Tuesday night, he’ll soon outpace other Movemberites in follicular output. “That subtle shadow will soon blossom into a wonderful ‘stache!” predicts Raya Ramsey of ShopTalk. Jones did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Let’s have a closer look, shall we?
We’ll see you tomorrow.
Remember on Monday when I mentioned the start of Movember? Well! Resident sports expert Ryan Jones has graciously agreed to participate in this annual event for raising awareness and funds for fighting prostate and testicular cancer–and to let me document his progress and publish it here for posterity. Sadly, Ryan is only here three days a week, so this won’t technically be a daily moustache report. However, why quibble when you have a great headline? Check back each Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.