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		<title>American Jewish Committee to Honor Phil Romano. Nice, But Count Me Out</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:35:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Wick Allison</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The AJC, founded in 1906 to combat pogroms against Russian Jews, has a long and honorable history of combatting anti-Semitism and discrimination in all its forms. On March 29, it will hold an event at the Ritz-Carlton to bestow a Human Relations Award on local creative genius Phil Romano. It sounds like a wonderful idea, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The AJC, founded in 1906 to combat pogroms against Russian Jews, has a long and honorable history of combatting anti-Semitism and discrimination in all its forms. On March 29, it will hold an event at the Ritz-Carlton to bestow a Human Relations Award on local creative genius Phil Romano. It sounds like a wonderful idea, until one considers how the AJC will use $3,000-$10,000 per table it will collect.</p>
<p>The modern AJC has turned itself into <a href="http://www.ajc.org/site/c.ijITI2PHKoG/b.5114321/k.C068/Iran.htm" target="_blank">a propaganda arm</a> of Israel&#8217;s Likud Party, trying to push America into yet another Mideast pre-emptive debacle, this time against Iran.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, I do have to compliment AJC for developing a nice fundraising ploy to supplement its Jewish support. It regularly holds these events honoring popular non-Jewish business leaders in cities around the country so that friends and admirers feel compelled to write large checks to attend. And with Phil Romano, they picked a good one.</p>
<p>Phil, you deserve the honor. But the AJC does not deserve anybody&#8217;s contribution, unless you want to help ignite a humanitarian and financial disaster that will make Iraq and Afghanistan look like walks in the park.</p>
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		<title>A Few Thoughts On the NBA Lockout/My Worst Nightmare</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tim Cowlishaw has a column in today&#8217;s Morning News [reg. req.] about the continuing NBA lockout. His thesis statement:
There is only one set of &#8220;bad guys,&#8221; and those are the owners represented by Commissioner David Stern. I don&#8217;t see the players as bad guys in this deal. There&#8217;s another word for it.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tim Cowlishaw has a <a title="Click if you want, but you'll have to pay, probably" href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sports/columnists/tim-cowlishaw/20111115-cowlishaw-in-nba-lockout-owners-are-the-villains-but-players-are-idiots.ece?action=reregister" target="_blank">column</a> in today&#8217;s <em>Morning News</em> [reg. req.] about the continuing NBA lockout. His thesis statement:</p>
<blockquote><p>There is only one set of &#8220;bad guys,&#8221; and those are the owners represented by Commissioner David Stern. I don&#8217;t see the players as bad guys in this deal. There&#8217;s another word for it.</p>
<p>I believe it&#8217;s called &#8220;idiots.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Hm.</p>
<p><span id="more-58915"></span>Before I go much further, I just want to point out that I generally like Cowlishaw&#8217;s column. And, here, I think he has a point that there are probably too many agents with, if not a seat at the table, at least too much influence. Also, yes, I know, we&#8217;re talking about billionaires squabbling with millionaires while many are living paycheck to paycheck (in some cases, at best). STIPULATED. (Also, also, basically none of my ire is directed at Mavericks owner Mark Cuban. One, he&#8217;s been pretty quiet in all of this. Two, he&#8217;s made some mistakes payroll-wise but I&#8217;ve never heard him looking to Stern for a handout. Three, I think if he were allowed to be more involved, this thing would already be over.)</p>
<p>All that said, I don&#8217;t believe you can call the players &#8220;idiots.&#8221; They overplayed their hand by not really engaging in any meaningful discussions until it was clear games would have to be canceled. I guess they felt the owners, already crying poor, would really start to sweat when they started losing revenue from games. They didn&#8217;t, and so there was no more leverage. So that wasn&#8217;t the smartest play, no.</p>
<p>But are they idiots? They&#8217;re losing money right now they&#8217;ll never get back. That is true. They lose an entire season, some guys will lose other things. For instance, it would be hard for Kobe Bryant to make any sort of run at the all-time points record without even an abbreviated schedule this year. But I understand what they&#8217;re doing. Not all of it may make a ton of sense, but I understand.</p>
<p>They&#8217;re fighting against the most unbelievable collection of self-serving, deluded, devious a-holes this side of the cast of <em>Inside Job</em>. The players were never going to win, and it was never going to be close. But every time they give in, the owners just up their demands. Under the last labor agreement &#8212; which the owners happily went along with, no guns to their heads &#8212; the players received 57 percent of basketball-related income (BRI). Have some owners lost money in recent years? Yes. Why? THEY are idiots. I wouldn&#8217;t trust Phoenix Suns owner Robert Sarver to successfully make me a sandwich. He&#8217;d overpay for pimento loaf or something, then have to give away all the other ingredients. He&#8217;s just one, and he&#8217;s one of the hardliners, keeping his foot on the throats of the players. Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert has a truly awesome son, and basically nothing else to recommend him. He writes in Comic Sans. He SPEAKS in Comic Sans.</p>
<p>And yet, even though the financial mess was the owners&#8217; own doing, the players made concessions. As Cowlishaw points out in that column, the players&#8217; offer to split BRI 50-50 would have made up for the money the owners were losing. But the owners want more blood. And, you know, it&#8217;s hard to give in under those circumstances. Jim Dolan has mismanaged the New York Knicks in every conceivable way, and he&#8217;s going to come out ahead on this. The Maloof brothers have ruined the Sacramento Kings because of their own lack of financial aptitude, and they&#8217;ll come out ahead. At least for a while: bad owners are bad owners, and all those guys couldn&#8217;t function under any possible labor agreement. The players could have to pay to play, and the Maloofs would still figure out how to lose money. Dolan, Gilbert, Sarver &#8212; all those guys. Same with the good owners &#8212; they&#8217;d figure out how to prosper in any situation.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m frustrated that there is no basketball. It is the only sport I truly love. My team is the reigning NBA champions. I should be ecstatic. But no. And I&#8217;m angry for the workaday employees losing money (and maybe their jobs) in all of this. Truly. But I&#8217;m fully behind the players on this.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure many of you disagree. Let&#8217;s talk it out in the comments. But, please, let&#8217;s try to keep it mildly antagonistic.</p>
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		<title>MLB Nixes Texas Rangers&#8217; Request to Have Dirk Nowitzki Throw Out a First Pitch</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 19:30:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Big German was one of the team&#8217;s nominees to throw out a first pitch at one of their home games. But according to our pal, ESPN&#8217;s Marc Stein, Major League Baseball decided not to approve the request. Why? One possible reason: the NBA&#8217;s current labor unrest. A MLB spokesperson denies that. Here&#8217;s their reasoning:
&#8220;You [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Big German was one of the team&#8217;s nominees to throw out a first pitch at one of their home games. But according to our pal, ESPN&#8217;s Marc Stein, Major League Baseball <a href="http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story/_/id/7123163/2011-world-series-mlb-nixes-dirk-nowitzki-first-pitch-world-series" target="_blank">decided not to approve the request</a>. Why? One possible reason: the NBA&#8217;s current labor unrest. A MLB spokesperson denies that. Here&#8217;s their reasoning:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;You want the club&#8217;s input in what makes sense for them and then we talk about what makes sense for the team and a good broad-base national appeal.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>I don&#8217;t even know what to tell you guys. OK. I&#8217;ll try. In other words, Dirk Nowitzki, <a href="http://www.bizjournals.com/dallas/blog/2011/08/mavs-dirk-nowitzki-most-marketable.html" target="_blank">the NBA&#8217;s MOST MARKETABLE PLAYER</a>, has no broad-base national appeal. Bud Selig can go jump in a lake full of rusty pitchforks and food-deprived sharks.</p>
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		<title>Your Miami Heat Memes Go Here</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/06/03/your-miami-heat-memes-go-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jun 2011 15:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll start you off. Not sure where it originated from, other than the center of my heart. More more more in the comments, please.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll start you off. Not sure where it originated from, other than the center of my heart. More more more in the comments, please.</p>
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		<title>If You Don&#8217;t Hate the Miami Heat, Allow Me, Zac Crain, YouTube Enthusiast, To Help</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/05/27/if-you-dont-hate-the-miami-heat-allow-me-zac-crain-youtube-enthusiast-to-help/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 19:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lots to get to, so let&#8217;s go ahead and jump.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lots to get to, so let&#8217;s go ahead and jump.</p>
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<p>If you only have time for one of these, watch the first one.</p>
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		<title>The Image From Last Night That Will Haunt Mavs Fans&#8217; Dreams</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/05/20/the-image-from-last-night-that-will-haunts-mavs-fans-dreams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 15:31:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
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		<title>Leading Off (5/2/11)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 12:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Simek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Osama Bin Laden Killed – The Local Angles: After news broke that Osama Bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces, about a dozen people gathered at the North Dallas house of former President George W. Bush (here’s some video of the revelers). Bush called the death “a momentous achievement.” Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson reminded us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Osama Bin Laden Killed – The Local Angles:</strong> After news broke that Osama Bin Laden was killed by U.S. forces, <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/7546433.html" target="_blank">about a dozen people gathered</a> at the North Dallas house of former President George W. Bush (<a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/video/?bcid=927163738001" target="_blank">here’s some video</a> of the revelers). Bush <a href="http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/05/george-w-bush-momentous-achiev.html" target="_blank">called the death</a> “a momentous achievement.” Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson <a href="http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2011/05/hutchison-the-fight-goes-on-af.html" target="_blank">reminded us</a> that despite taking out al Qaeda’s number one, “the fight is not over.” True that, <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/opinion/editorials/20110502-editorial-the-world_s-no.-1-terrorist-will-terrorize-no-longer.ece" target="_blank">echoes this <em>Dallas Morning News</em> editorial</a>, “but it is a victory nonetheless.”</p>
<p><strong>Southwest Grows By 25 Percent Today:</strong> The almost 40-year old Southwest Airlines <a href="http://www.star-telegram.com/2011/05/01/3041222/todays-merger-with-airtran-makes.html" target="_blank">will complete its $1.4 billion purchase</a> of AirTran Airways today, which puts AirTran’s presence at Dallas-Fort Worth International Aport in limbo. Per the Wright Amendment, AirTran will have to vacate the airport if Southwest doesn’t want to lose gates at Love Field. <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/business/airline-industry/20110502-airtran-to-stay-at-dfw-for-a-while-longer.ece" target="_blank">But a spokesperson for Southwest says</a> the changes won’t happen immediately.</p>
<p><strong>Fires Worsened By Landscape Changes:</strong> It turns out humanity can take some of the blame for the Texas wildfire destruction. The fires, which have burned 2 million acres since December <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">2011</span> 2010, <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/news/local-news/20110430-texas-wildfires-made-worse-by-changes-on-the-states-vast-landscape-scientists-say.ece?action=reregister" target="_blank">were made worse by a combination</a> of poor land management, urban sprawl, and the introduction of new plant growth that has changed the face of the Texas landscape.</p>
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		<title>Bringing &#8216;88 Back: Mavericks Take On Lakers</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/04/29/bringing-88-back-mavericks-take-on-lakers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 12:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After the jump, the fourth quarter from the deciding Game 7 from the last time these two teams faced off. I hope and expect it to go better this time. Anyway. Magic! Aguirre! Kareem! Blackmon! It&#8217;s the NBA on CBS.




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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After the jump, the fourth quarter from the deciding Game 7 from the last time these two teams faced off. I hope and expect it to go better this time. Anyway. Magic! Aguirre! Kareem! Blackmon! It&#8217;s the NBA on CBS.</p>
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		<title>Which Mayoral Candidate Would Be the Most Likely Choice If I Told You One of Them Was Secretly a Batman Super Villain?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 21:08:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Super Villains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Batman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[David Kunkle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Edward Okpa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gun to my head I'd say Rawlings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[I did this surprisingly fast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Rawlings]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Ron Natinsky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steven Seagal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Riddler]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[a. David Kunkle (pros: former job as police chief makes for interesting backstory, is in great shape; cons: probably couldn&#8217;t deliver a good catchphrase, gives off more of a &#8220;henchman&#8221; vibe &#8212; or at least a &#8220;decent guy who let it get too far so he turns in entire gang then gets hunted down in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>a. David Kunkle</strong> (<em>pros</em>: former job as police chief makes for interesting backstory, is in great shape; <em>cons</em>: probably couldn&#8217;t deliver a good catchphrase, gives off more of a &#8220;henchman&#8221; vibe &#8212; or at least a &#8220;decent guy who let it get too far so he turns in entire gang then gets hunted down in witness protection&#8221; feel)<br />
<strong> b. Ron Natinsky</strong> (<em>pros</em>: no one would ever suspect it, seriously NO ONE would suspect it; <em>cons</em>: if anything, he&#8217;s more the mob accountant type, there can only be one guy in Batman&#8217;s rogues gallery who looks like <a href="http://admin.fridayfunfacts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/TheRiddler.png" target="_blank">The Riddler</a>)<br />
<strong> c. Edward Okpa</strong> (<em>pros</em>: most interesting name &#8212; could easily be changed to fit super hero/villain naming conventions, unknown and thus secretive; <em>cons</em>: always forgotten which doesn&#8217;t make for a good match against Batman, probably too nice)<br />
<strong> d. Mike Rawlings</strong> (<em>pros</em>: has the odd oversized body type of your typical Mr. Big crime boss, grows a <a href="http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/03/11/name-that-mustache/" target="_blank">mustache</a> you could set your watch by; <em>cons</em>: would fight Batman with BUSINESS and I think none of us want that, feels more like a bad guy from a Steven Seagal movie)</p>
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