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		<title>Leading Off (12/19/11)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2011 14:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Peter Simek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Felony Lane Gang Suspected in Purse Snatching Spree in McKinney: A Florida-based gang has hit a number of daycare parking lots in Collin, Dallas, and Tarrant Counties, stealing purses from moms’ cars and using the identification to cash checks at nearby banks. The “gang” has been active throughout the nation.
Khloe Kontact Made: We’ll all get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Felony Lane Gang Suspected in Purse Snatching Spree in McKinney:</strong> A Florida-based gang <a href="http://www.wfaa.com/news/crime/Police-say-felony-lane-gang-responsible-for-North-Texas-burglaries-135759888.html" target="_blank">has hit a number of daycare parking lots in Collin, Dallas, and Tarrant Counties</a>, stealing purses from moms’ cars and using the identification to cash checks at nearby banks. The “gang” has been active throughout the nation.</p>
<p><strong>Khloe Kontact Made:</strong> We’ll all get tired of this Kardashian krap soon enough, but not just yet. The latest? The double K <a href="http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/12/19/khloe-kardashian-lamar-odom-dallas-welcome-move/" target="_blank">touched down in Dallas over the weekend</a> where she looked for an apartment (<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2011/12/17/khloe-kardashian-lamar-odom-apartment-dallas/#.Tu9D-LIk6sp" target="_blank">for just one year</a>, that’s how long she thinks she and her man, Lamar Odom, will stay) and <a href="http://twitter.com/KhloeKardashian" target="_blank">tweeted</a> “Wow Dallas you guys are so freaking nice to me!” and “OMG how amazing is this sign!!! What a warm welcome from Dallas!!!!” (Oh, and the <a href="http://www.wfaa.com/sports/basketball/mavericks/Durant-leads-Thunder-over-Mavs-in-preseason-opener-135840198.html" target="_blank">Thunder beat the Mavs</a> in preseason.)</p>
<p><strong>Human Bowling At Cowboys Stadium:</strong> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyPX6wEXkJQ" target="_blank">This video</a> is much easier to watch when you know that <a href="http://www.chron.com/sports/highschool/article/Runaway-cart-leaves-seven-with-minor-injuries-2410890.php" target="_blank">no one was seriously injured</a> when the runaway cart plowed through a group of people standing on the field at Cowboys Stadium Sunday after the 5A Division II championship.</p>
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		<title>National Review Profiles Rick Perry</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/04/25/national-review-profiles-rick-perry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2011 01:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bethany Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awesome Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Civics]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I read it. Twice (just like I read &#8220;Fed Up&#8221; twice). The takeaway? Rick Perry named his boots (Freedom and Liberty). That I get &#8211; I named my flip flops Tequila and Cherry Limeade. Other takeaway? The word crotchety is still so funny.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I read <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/265309/rick-perry-s-tenth-commandment-kevin-d-williamson?page=1" target="_blank">it</a>. Twice (just like I read &#8220;Fed Up&#8221; twice). The takeaway? <a href="http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/265309/rick-perry-s-tenth-commandment-kevin-d-williamson?page=2" target="_blank">Rick Perry named his boots</a> (Freedom and Liberty). That I get &#8211; I named my flip flops Tequila and Cherry Limeade. Other takeaway? The word crotchety is still so funny.</p>
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		<title>Dallas Readies For Redistricting</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/04/15/dallas-readies-for-redistricting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:42:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bethany Anderson</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Demographics]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Local Government]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[From City Hall comes word that it&#8217;s Redistricting Commission time again. Has it been 10 years since the last decennial figures were released? Time flies, friends. Time flies.
If you have some definite opinions on precinct boundaries, click here for a list of meetings. See you there. At all of them. Bring cookies.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From City Hall comes word that it&#8217;s Redistricting Commission time again. Has it been 10 years since the last decennial figures were released? Time flies, friends. Time flies.</p>
<p>If you have some definite opinions on precinct boundaries, click <a href="http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Dallasredistricting.jpg" target="_blank">here</a> for a list of meetings. See you there. At all of them. Bring cookies.</p>
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		<title>Quick Questions For Thursday</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/01/27/quick-questions-for-thursday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Jan 2011 16:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bethany Anderson</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Abnormal Psychology]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Defiance]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Nature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nightlife]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rodeo Clown]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Is there ever an excuse to whistle to techno music in an office setting?
2. If not, what&#8217;s a suitable punishment?
3. What&#8217;s your favorite No Doubt song? And do you want to hear it more? If so, click here.
4. Are you going to the Granada tonight?
5. Lemon, lime, orange or plain La Croix?
OK &#8211; go. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. Is there ever an excuse to whistle to techno music in an office setting?</p>
<p>2. If not, what&#8217;s a suitable punishment?</p>
<p>3. What&#8217;s your favorite No Doubt song? And do you want to hear it more? If so, click <a href="http://kxt.org/request/" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p>4. <a href="http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/01/05/seryn-and-telegraph-canyon-to-rock-frontburner-live-on-january-27/" target="_blank">Are you going to the Granada tonight</a>?</p>
<p>5. Lemon, lime, orange or plain La Croix?</p>
<p>OK &#8211; go. And don&#8217;t disappoint me, people.</p>
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		<title>Make-Up Post: Dallas is Awesome</title>
		<link>http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/01/13/make-up-post-dallas-is-awesome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 15:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zac Crain</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rodeo Clown]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m tired of typing this in the comments so here we go: I love Dallas. I love almost everything about it. Do I wish restaurants stayed open later, because I&#8217;m a bit more of a night owl than some? Sure, but that&#8217;s quibbling.
Anyway, I could use a big dose of positivity this morning. So, in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m tired of typing this <a href="http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2011/01/12/why-is-there-nothing-to-do-in-dallas-at-night/" target="_blank">in the comments</a> so here we go: I love Dallas. I love almost everything about it. Do I wish restaurants stayed open later, because I&#8217;m a bit more of a night owl than some? Sure, but that&#8217;s quibbling.</p>
<p>Anyway, I could use a big dose of positivity this morning. So, in the comments, name what you love about Dallas.</p>
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