Something’s been rattling around in my head since yesterday. I’m in a sharing mood. Plus, you’ll have an opportunity here to make fun of me. So:
Monday night, at 9:57, I was at home doing domestic things, watching TV, drinking wine, etc. My father, who lives out of the country, was in town. We’d spent the day with my 6-year-old daughter playing miniature golf and goofing off. My wife, staring at at text message that night, said, “[Name redacted] says Robert Wilonsky has left the Observer for a job at the Morning News.” I know it was 9:57, because that’s when my phone tells me I sent a text to Robert: “Rumor: you are going to DMN. Insane. But have to ask. True or no?”
Robert responded with a cryptic text about the Replacements and a reference to the “8-year-old that lives in his house.” I made the wanking motion and forgot about it …
"Getting ready for game. It's 2:00 EST. Psyched."
UPDATE, 2:33 pm: It’s raining in Detroit. We could be in for another delay.
Texas Rangers’ radio play-by-play announcer Eric Nadel is at Comerica Park in Detroit where the Rangers are getting ready to embarrass the Detroit Tigers. He sent a few pictures he took as he walked into the park. I urge you to turn off the sound on your TV and tune in to 103.3 ESPN Radio and listen to Nadel and (Tim’s buddy) Steve Busby call the game. First pitch at 3:19 PM CST. GO RANGERS!
Jump for more pictures.
More later on the return to Dallas of the longtime Adventure Club host/my best friend. (Nope, no objectivity here.) For now, this press release.
It’s by Bryan Curtis, and it’s up today at ESPN’s new Grantland site. (And it even makes you like Skip Bayless, a little bit, somehow.) The lede:
When I was 11 years old, my dad died — killed himself, in fact, while sitting in a van in our driveway. Our home in Texas filled with sympathy gifts. Mom got flowers and a new microwave. A few months later, an uncle arrived from Albuquerque and built me a basketball hoop on the opposite end of the driveway. The hoop’s backboard was made of fiberglass. There was an NBA logo in the lower left-hand corner. Over the next five years, that fiberglass backboard and I became fabulous teammates, like Ro Blackman and Derek Harper, and partners in a fierce existential struggle. If I’m picking a sports hero from childhood who deserves a profile … Jim Jackson … Alvin Harper … nope, I’ll go with the backboard.
Friend of the show Bethlehem Shoals checks in with this piece in the iPad newspaper The Daily, on the rise of hip-hop DJs at NBA arenas, including the Mavs’ own DJ Whiz.
Just something to keep the fire stoked a bit for tonight. I’m sure we’ll have many more Mavs posts today. Just so you’re forewarned.

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, last night during Mavs-Lakers Game 1.
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Today kicks off the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament, and it is — traditionally — a day when office workers take really, really long lunches so as to cram in as much men’s college basketball tournament fun as possible (read: drink). So, anyway. A list. Because people love two things: AMERICA. And lists.
We don’t do this for just anyone or anything, but Bill Holston has been a friend of the show for a long time, plus he’s just generally a great guy, plus what he (and everyone else at the Human Rights Initiative) is doing is amazing. So. Go to this link and sign up for the Run for Human Rights 5K. It’s at Bachman Lake Park on April 16.
Join us here. Our group is called Best Waffles.
I’m sure I have somehow botched this, so let me know in the comments, with as little cheer as possible. Or a ton of it. Just use exclamation points and I won’t know the difference.
UPDATE: Forgot to mention, if you need some help with your brackets, by all means check out the great Luke Winn over at SI, who has the best rundown around AND a playlist by Dallas’ own Gorilla Vs. Bear.
A FrontBurnervian whose work responsibilities earlier today took him to MPS Studios sends along the below photo of one Zac Crain preparing to deliver what appears to be an on-camera performance. Zac? Care to explain yourself? What’s this side gig you got going?
It’s cold and icy outside. You’re likely stuck at home. So here’s a hot and steamy story from our January 2007 issue to warm your bones (not to mention the cockles of your heart). “The Police Chief and Reporter” reminds us how Sarah Dodd and David Kunkle initially got their groove on. Enjoy.
The name dropping game is revving up for Super Bowl XLV week. Among the names supposedly being part of next week’s landscape are Snoop Dogg, Holly Madison, Roger Staubach, Pamela Anderson, Troy Aikman (pictured right with Roger Staubach), Cameron Diaz, P Diddy, Hilary Swank, Gene Simmons, Demi Moore, Kid Rock, Ashton Kutcher, Shannon Tweed, Terry Bradshaw, Emeril Lagasse, Prince, Nelly, Andy Roddick, Black Eyed Peas, Miss America, Usher, etc.
Just wondering. Which celeb would be the most fun to make the area party circuit with next week?