San Francisco Magazine, The Game is Afoot

I’ve never really heard of San Francisco magazine, and we get pretty much every city/regional magazine extant, which we then ridicule, out of either professional jealousy or actual necessity. ANYWAY, I found it because, as Dallas’ city magazine, we need an opposite number to make a World Series bet against and, based on a cursory Google search, it will have to be them.

Here is what we are willing to put on the line:

•Twelve (12) complimentary copies of our 35th anniversary issue
•One (1) free round at The Old Monk (limit: four staff members)
•Solemn promise that we will never allow Tim Rogers to so much as apply for a job at your shop
•Five (5) minutes to say anything you want — political statement, promotion, etc. — at our regular Monday morning staff meeting, in person or via conference call
•One (1) blog post, no longer than 300 words, that we promise to read at least half of
•One (1) guided tour of the Sixth Floor Museum, or whatever other stereotypical “Dallas” thing you want to do

So what say you, San Francisco magazine?