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Remembering David Bowie’s 1983 Las Colinas Sessions With Stevie Ray Vaughan

I’m still trying to wrap my mind around a world without David Bowie. The innovator, the legend, the icon — a man who belongs on a short list of the most important artists of the late-20th century — passed away from cancer last night at the age of 69. Amidst the many obituaries and tributes that are surely to come pouring out over the coming days and weeks, I thought I’d pass along 90 minutes of bootleg Bowie recorded at the Las Colinas Studios on April 27, 1983.

Let’s set the stage:

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American Sniper Widow Taya Kyle Sells Guns on Fox News

Yesterday Fox News aired this segment with Taya Kyle, widow of ‘American Sniper’ Chris Kyle, about a friendly shooting competition/charity event held over the weekend between herself (a novice shooter) and the NRA world champion.

Would it surprise you to learn that Kyle won? Would it surprise you to learn that she won because she was using a TrackingPoint Precision Guided Firearm, which, in the words of the “journalist” interviewing her, “give novices, as well as professionals, a lot of advantages.”

(H/T Bud Kennedy)

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Linda Ellerbee, Whose Career Launched After AP Dallas Night Desk Snafu, To Retire

Linda Ellerbee has announced her retirement. The veteran newswoman was a model for the title character in the TV sit-com Murphy Brown, wrote a best-selling book about her career in television, and left the news biz to find success in a second career at Nickelodeon, where she ran the Emmy Award-winning youth news program Nick News for 25 years. She was one of the first prominent women in the TV news business — a trailblazer, a pioneer, a visionary. And it all might not have happened for Ellerbee had she not made a major rookie mistake while working the night desk at the Associated Press in Dallas in the early 1970s:

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Lamar Odom Found Unconscious in Nevada Brothel

One-time Maverick Lamar Odom had a rocky time during his stint in Dallas, which is more memorable for the Kardashian sideshow it produced than anything that happened on the basketball court. Things didn’t get much better for Odom after he left town. He returned to the LA, played a season with the Clippers, and then crashed out of the NBA. Late in 2013, Chloe Kardashian filed for divorce. The divorce was finalized in July of this year.

That should have been rock bottom for Odom, but things have taken a turn for the worse. Yesterday, the former NBA star was discovered unconscious in a Nevada brothel. He remains in critical condition at a hospital in Las Vegas.

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Michael Keaton Reads SUCCESS Magazine

Perhaps you’ve heard of SUCCESS. Perhaps not. It’s a monthly based in Lake Dallas that positions itself as “the only magazine that focuses on people who take full responsibility for their own development and income.” Well, last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Michael Keaton was being his highly entertaining self, spinning tales about Jack Nicholson, when he stopped down briefly to tell Kimmel that he really enjoyed the profile of him he’d read in SUCCESS. I bring all this to your attention because I knew you’d appreciate it.

Jones Boys Maybe Need To Sit Out a Few Plays

Jerral Jones and his son Stephen are having quite a week. First embarrassing pictures of Jerry taken five years surface. Lesson No. 1: if you’re going to party with strippers, ban all photography. Just to be safe, ban courtroom sketching, too. Then Stephen is caught on video using one of the Cowboys buses to make a beer run, only instead of beer, he picked up a bunch of navel-baring club strumpets. Lesson No. 2: if you’re going on a strumpet run, have the bus pull around back for load in. Gene (Jerry’s wife), Charlotte (Jerry’s daughter), and Karen (Stephen’s wife) must be none too pleased with their men. Here’s the thing about that Cowboys bus:

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A Less Than Complete Recap of Last Night’s ‘Best of Big D’ Party That Includes an Appearance by Pat Green

A good time was had by all, I believe, at last night’s Best of Big D party at the Rustic. DJ Sober and Sam Lao were great. The drinks flowed freely. Much food went into many mouths. And so on and so forth. But I will tell you this: before the front moved through, it was a little steamy. The meteorological conditions occasioned my favorite moment of the night:

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Here Is Why I Will Not Attend the ‘Best of Big D’ Jackopierce Concert

After a year-long hiatus, this year we are once again hosting a “Best of Big D” party. It’ll be at the Rustic July 23. You can buy tickets here. For $50, you get adult beverages and food from some of the best restaurants in town. DJ Sober will feed your ears. For another $15, though, you get to stick around for a Jackopierce concert, which starts at 9:30. Me, I will be gone by then. “Why is that?” you ask? Because I have been boycotting Jackopierce since June 1996. Here is a column I wrote for the dearly departed Met on that month:

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Erykah Badu Crashes NYC Newscast

Hat tip to Central Track for bringing me (and by extension you) this video of Erykah Badu jacking around with a guy doing a standup in New York City. Check out both the Vine and the YouTube versions. Girl was determined to get some play.

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Bradley Cooper Wears Short Shorts to Play Chris Kyle in American Sniper

The site Celebitchy has the photos. See for yourself how actor Bradley Cooper is dressed to play former Navy SEAL Chris Kyle in director Clint Eastwood’s sure-to-be Oscar bait of a biopic, American Sniper.

As this site notes, nothing says “frogman” like a pair of these khaki Underwater Demolition Team shorts. You can buy your own on Amazon.