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THE BEST PLACE TO PEE IN PLANO

Two things concerning this story in the Times about the trend of installing urinals in luxury homes:

1. Kevin Scherer, please invite me to your Plano home, so that I can play your golf simulator and pee in your $1,269 Kohler Bardon urinal after I've helped myself to the bar in the entertainment wing of your house.

2. Ashley Astleford? Really? Are you sure you're not making up that name?

Tim Rogers · January 26, 2007 08:29 AM