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CHUCK NORRIS: MAN, MYTH, LEGEND

Defamer pointed the way to this story in the LATimes (that was actually a reprint of Paul Farhi's Washington Post story). It's about Chuck Norris and how he became a cult favorite. Cited as evidence is the previously discussed Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator. The most popular fact continues to be:

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Simply brilliant.

Adam McGill · January 6, 2006 04:05 PM