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THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER

Yesterday, someone passed along info to me about The Beautiful Room. It's a party that only beautiful people are invited to attend. So I submitted two photos to see if I could pass muster. I just got my response:

Dear Tim,

We appreciate your interest in The Beautiful Room. Unfortunately, your submission did not meet one or more of the membership criteria and The Beautiful Room will not be able to extend an invitation for membership to you. Please understand that the qualification process is completely confidential and we are unable to release specific information concerning your application.

Thank you so much for your time.

Be beautiful,
The Beautiful Room

Be beautiful? No thank you. I'll just be bitter.

Tim Rogers · January 6, 2006 11:32 AM