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16 comments on “Judgmental Map of Dallas, Ctd.

  1. Brian Smith deserves much of the credit. I handed him a pretty convoluted, crazy-ass sketch. He found a way to make sense of it and designed that page so that it could actually be read.

  2. Man, I love this even more the second time seeing it. By the way, why isn’t Preston Hollow on this chart? Second, where does Preston Hollow officially start or end?

  3. Great question. I recall having a conversation about Preston Hollow. I can’t recall how that conversation went. If I had to guess, it went like this: Preston Hollow is too close to Highland Park, in terms of stereotypes. And there’s not enough room to put another neighborhood on the page.

  4. Preston Hollow really needs to be there… Very different story than Park Cities…

  5. As I recall, the crazy-ass sketch was created at the back table at the Old Monk, which might also explain why your recollection of conversations concerning Preston Hollow are somewhat impaired.

  6. Preston Hollow = North Dallas = Preston Hollow, for the purposes of this map.

  7. Um, I don’t know anyone in Lakewood who would rather live in the Park Cities…

  8. South of Park Cities is what you see from the plane as you’re flying to Cabo. Not sure what it’s called.

  9. Um….@ Mr. Lakewood…that’s not what the map says. It says that Lakewood says that it kills UP that they don’t l live in HP. However, studies have shown that 97% of the jackwagons wearing a Fakewood Country Club hat are in fact “killed” by the fact that they don’t live in either UP or HP.

  10. Um….@mr_Lakewood…..that’s not what the map says. It says that East Dallas (Lakewood for our purposes) believes that it kills UP that they don’t live in HP. However studies have shown that 97% of the jackwagons wearing a Fakewood Country Club hat are in fact “killed” by the fact that that they don’t live in UP OR HP.

  11. UP and HP need their own maps, They each have areas with Large estates and tiny houses packed tightly together. The only real difference is that UP is more laid back :D