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I Christen Thee ‘The Stank Bandit’

Plano Police are looking for a guy who robbed a bank on West Parker Road on Monday. The description:

The suspect is described as a white man between the ages of 18 and 22. He was between 5-foot-5 and 5-foot-6 and had a heavy build. He had curly red or brown hair, wore glasses and had acne. Witnesses say he had a nervous demeanor and a strong body odor. He wore a dark-blue patterned polo-style shirt, dark pants, white shoes and a brown and green baseball hat with some type of logo.

They haven’t tagged this guy with a code name or anything yet, so I’ve done it for them: The Stank Bandit. Always will accept: The Garbage Pail Kid Bandit.