David Dewhurst: Savin’ Babies, Protectin’ Ladies

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If you’re voting in the Republican primary, and still haven’t decided between Dan Patrick and David Dewhurst, maybe this video will help.

Released Monday, Dewhurst clearly hired Bret and Jemaine to funkify his campaign. I hope the cost of hiring a writer, finding a singer that doesn’t mind singing “The¬†lieutenant¬†gov you gotta love,” buying the music, and paying a videographer was worth it for those 766 views.

(h/t, @goodmoine)