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24 comments on “Caption Contest: Ice Cream Truck in the Parking Lot of a Topless Bar

  1. Next on stage is Bomp Pop, these girls work on tips and tips alone; be kind to her and she’ll be kind to you, . Check in Orange Dream, check in Orange Dream.

    Remember guys it’s the all you can eat neapolitan sandwich Fridays, from 11 to 1.

  2. The truck pulled up in 1978. The driver, a man clad in spandex and with flowing locks, said, “I’m your ice cream man. Stop me when I’m passin’ by. They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy.”

  3. They had always assumed he was known as Nutty Buddy for a different reason…

  4. THANKS FOR COMING GUYS, BUT THIS IS LAST SONG OF THE NIGHT, SO ALL POP UPs® UP, ALL TOPS DOWN …

  5. (Assuming words similar to that are ever spoken at a place like this which I wouldn’t know what is Cabarb Roya anyway?)

  6. If you think this place is busy now, just wait till the GOPers get to town !!!!

  7. Your topless bar caters to all flavor requests like my ice-cream truck. drmrs 5/29/2014