David Ortiz Takes Longest Home Run Trot Ever Against Rangers


The Rangers lost to the Red Sox yesterday, which is sad. Even sadder is that Big Papi (that’s the nickname I invented for him) smacked a three-run homer in the eighth and then took. The longest. Home run. Trot. Ever recorded. In history. The guys at Tater Trot Tracker clocked it at 32.91 seconds. Have a look for yourself. (h/t Deadspin)