New Nicknames For Dirk Nowitzki

The best part of last night’s Conan show was the appearance by the Dallas Mavericks’ Dirk Nowitzki, who administered the host a “Texas citizenship test.” During the bit, Dirk launched into a recitation of acceptable nicknames for himself, in addition to “The Dunking Deutschman.” We need to adopt one of these immediately:

  • Dirk Diggler
  • The German Wunderkind
  • The Germanator
  • The 7-Foot Schnitzel
  • The Berlin Tall
  • Super Streudel
  • Baron von Slamminstein
  • Admiral von Slamminhausen
  • Kaiser von Dunkinslammin
  • Der Dunkinschnitzel
  • Der Dribblemeister
  • Der Dunkinmeister