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Mayor Rawlings Really Hates Being Interrupted

"So then Haymitch is training Katniss and Peeta for the Hunger Games --"
“So then Haymitch is training Katniss and Peeta for the Hunger Games –“
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. I thought they already won the Hunger Games?"
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up. I thought they already won the Hunger Games?”
[long sigh]
[long sigh]
"Well, yeah, Tom, heh heh, they did, they did. You're right. But we're talking about the second book, remember?"
“Well, yeah, Tom, heh heh, they did, they did. You’re right. But we’re talking about the second book, remember?”
"Anyway ... "
“Heh heh. Anyway, like I was saying, Haymitch is training — “
"Second book?"
“Second book?”
" ... "
” … “
"I, uh -- are you messing with me, right now? Seriously? 'Second book?' What is that? What are you doing?"
“I, uh — are you messing with me, right now? Seriously? ‘Second book?’ What is that? What are you doing?”
"Just asking a question. Jeez. Come on."
“Just asking a question. Jeez. Come on.”
" ... "
” … “
"Heh heh, OK, OK, you're right. Sorry. Just get a little wound up sometimes. OK, where was I? Oh, right."
“Heh heh, OK, OK, you’re right. Sorry. Just get a little wound up sometimes. OK, where was I? Oh, right.”
"Sooooo, Haymitch is training Katniss and Peeta, and what's kind of neat is you don't realize that a lot of this is kind of just a setup for the third book. The whole second Hunger Games is almost just a red herr --"
“Sooooo, Haymitch is training Katniss and Peeta, and what’s kind of neat is you don’t realize that a lot of this is kind of just a setup for the third book. The whole second Hunger Games is almost just a red herr –“
"Third book?!"
“Third book?!”
"Get out of here and never come back. Do you hear me? Do you? NEVER. COME. BACK."
“Get out of here and never come back. Do you hear me? Do you? NEVER. COME. BACK.”
[door closes] "OK, Mike, calm down. Find your spirit cave. Come on. There it is."
[door closes] “OK, Mike, calm down. Find your spirit cave. Come on. There it is.”
"Mmmm."
“Mmmm.”