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City of Dallas Engages…ICE FORCE LEVEL 1


Mayor Mike: “Icing up a bit out there, eh Frankie?”
City spokesman Frank Librio: “Looks like it’s time for…”


(Sylvester Stallone will reprise the role of Lincoln Hawk, from Over the Top, but at this point he’s given up the long-haul life for a salt-truckin’ retirement. Steven Seagal will play the head of the salt truck union, who’s threatening to keep “All my boys off the road until they get the overtime they DESERVE.” Mayor Mike will play himself.)